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    Administrators at a Long Island high school are investigating a group of male students who posed for photos appearing to make light of rape.

    The images taken yesterday on the athletic field at Commack High School were posted to social media sites, where they were spotted by fellow students, many of whom were angered by the two pictures.

    One of the photos (seen above) shows five boys wearing t-shirts that spell out “RAPE?” The second image shows the same quintet spelling out “RAPE.” In the foreground of the second shot (seen below), a sixth boy lays on the ground with his hands bound, presumably portraying a victim.

    In a statement, school officials said that the students “showed an inexcusable lack of judgment,” adding that they have launched a “comprehensive investigation to determine the full scope of this matter and whether or not this was an isolated incident.”

    In a Twitter post yesterday, a female classmate of the boys wrote, “These assholes did this for senior class pictures today. Wait till they see me tomorrow.” She later added, “I don't even want to enter the doors of Commack High School tomorrow or ever where there are people who find rape as a joke.”

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    After being confronted yesterday by an employee who suspected him of shoplifting at an adult novelty store, a 22-year-old man removed a stolen “pocket pussy out of his pants,” police report.

    Cops summoned to the Priscilla McCall’s store in Spartanburg were told by a female employee that Shane Gregory was in the shop “asking her questions about the different products,” adding that she “showed him a few items.”

    The worker, Mary Jane McGraw, told police that she was familiar with Gregory (pictured at right) since he had previously filled out an application to work at Priscilla McCall’s, a 27-store chain catering to “customers wishing to enhance their relationship or to those just wanting to have fun.”

    McGraw told cops that Gregory was “acting strangely,” and set off the business’s “security device” as he exited the store. McGraw confronted Gregory and asked him to empty his pockets.

    Gregory initially fished out a condom from his pocket, which prompted McGraw to ask what else he had. The employee told police that, “he then pulled a pocket pussy out of his pants.” The item, as its name indicates, is a portable artificial vagina, some models of which are designed to resemble the vaginas of porn stars.

    Cops arrested Gregory for shoplifting and took him in handcuffs to the county jail, where he was booked on the misdemeanor rap.

    After six hours in custody, Gregory’s release came last night at 6:48 PM. That likely would have occurred earlier had McGraw not caught him with the purloined pocket pussy.

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    While seated in a police cruiser following his arrest for drunk driving, a Tennessee man warned a cop, “I am going to join ISIS and when I do, you will be the first person I kill.”

    Marco Antonio Dominguez, 24, was collared early today by a Metropolitan Nashville Police Department officer who noticed that his “vehicle was smoking and his windshield was smashed in.”

    Dominguez, who was standing next to the car at a gas station, had “vomit all over the front of his pants” and appeared intoxicated, according to a criminal complaint.

    After being busted for DUI, a handcuffed Dominguez mentioned his purported desire to join the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria terrorist organization. He later threatened, “Why don’t you take these handcuffs off and [I’ll] show you what I am made of.”

    Pictured in the above mug shot, Dominguez was charged with drunk driving, assault, driving without a license, and leaving the scene of an accident. Cops believe that his car was damaged when he struck a sign on a nearby interstate.

    Dominguez, who is locked up on $20,000 bond, is scheduled for a court hearing tomorrow.

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    “Give me a hamburger or I’ll shoot you.”

    That is what Dechazo Harris, gun in hand, allegedly said to a Florida drive-thru worker with whom he quarreled over an order.

    According to police, Harris, 27, ordered a midnight meal via a drive-thru speaker at a Checkers in West Palm Beach earlier this year. When he drove to the pick-up window, he sought to submit a second order.

    However, Checkers manager Rontavious Tarver, 20, explained to Harris (seen below) that if he wanted to place another order, he would have to drive around to the speaker and place it there.

    In response to that direction, Harris, cops charge, pulled out a gun and pointed it at the Checkers employee. As he began to exit his vehicle, Harris threatened the worker, “Give me a hamburger or I’ll shoot you.” He added, “Bro, you don’t know who I am.”

    Two male passengers in Harris’s car convinced him not to fire his weapon. “Shea, stop it, get in the car,” they said, according to the police report. The pistolero subsequently returned to the Oldsmobile and fled--but not before his license plate was captured.

    Though Tarver immediately identified Harris from a photo lineup, the Palm Springs resident was not arrested until Tuesday morning for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a felony. Harris is locked up in the county jail in lieu of $5000 bond.

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    A South Carolina man told cops that a stripper known as Chocolate Chambers robbed him early yesterday after he refused to buy her an expensive drink inside Club Boom Boom.  

    Derrick Lashawn Sinclair, 31, told police that he was attacked by Chambers late Monday night when he exited the Spartanburg nightspot. The woman, Sinclair said, pounced and “next thing I know I’m on the floor, she knocked me down and took my money.”

    Sinclair said that his cash was inside a “crown bag,” an apparent reference to the velvet bag in which Crown Royal whiskey is packaged.

    Police noted that Sinclair smelled of booze and “spoke with a slurred speech” when reporting the attack by Chambers, whom he described as a black female. Sinclair acknowledged that he was still “timpsy” from the prior night’s revelry.

    Investigators noted that Sinclair had a large cut over his right eye, and there appeared to be blood on his shirt.  

    The whereabouts of Chocolate Chambers is unknown.

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    In the New York Police Department’s continuing crackdown on costumed characters in Times Square, cops yesterday collared a woman dressed as Sesame Street’s Elmo for allegedly aggressively demanding tips after posing for tourist photos.

    Rosa Sanchez, 36, was nabbed during an undercover sting conducted by cops.

    As seen above, she was wearing her fuzzy red outfit (sans Elmo’s head) when she was handcuffed and taken to Manhattan’s Midtown South precinct, where she was booked for aggressive solicitation, a misdemeanor.

    Police who released the image captioned the photo, “Just another day in Midtown South. Elmo arrested in Times Square.”

    Previously, a costumed Elmo was arrested after going on an anti-Semitic tirade in Central Park. The cuddly character has also been linked, as it were, to a methamphetamine distribution ring and an Illinois burglar.

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    Responding to a 911 call about a domestic disturbance, a Florida cop discovered that the purported combatants were actually involved in a noisy “romantic situation with one another on the living room floor,” according to a police report.

    When an officer arrived early Sunday morning at the Bradenton residence, the couple “came outside and were both smiling and adjusting their clothing,” noted Officer James Savaglio.

    The duo explained that the home did not have air conditioning, so the windows were opened, which allowed confused neighbors to get an earful. “Neither party alleged anything physical other than the romance that took place.”

    Before departing, the cop “asked the parties to keep the noise down.”

    Florida, sex
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    A 69-year-old woman was charged with battery after she sprayed her adult son in the face with Febreze during an argument in the family’s Florida home.

    Jenny Ellis was arrested early Friday after an argument with her son--who suffers from mental illness--turned physical. According to cops, Ellis twice spit in her son’s face and doused him with the household odor eliminator. Ellis reportedly became angered when her son called her a derogatory name.

    When interviewed by deputies, Ellis said she was “frustrated with the mental health system in Florida and just wants her son gone,” according to a police report. Ellis reportedly told police, “Just take him out of here. Make him disappear, shoot him or something.”

    Charged with misdemeanor battery, Ellis was released from jail after posting $1000 bond. She is scheduled for an October 14 court appearance.

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    After stealing $600 worth of merchandise from Walmart, a Michigan woman made her getaway on one of the store’s motorized wheelchairs, according to cops who collared her two miles from the retailer.

    Shirley Mae Mason, 46, was arrested Monday night and charged with the theft of the $1200 electric cart and six bags stuffed with clothing.

    During questioning by police, Mason said that she decided to swipe the motorized cart after failing to secure a car ride from the store. Mason, according to a police report, said she just “didn’t feel like walking.”

    Mason, seen above, was booked into the Muskegon County jail, from which she was later released after posting bond.

    Last month, an 18-year-old New Mexico man was arrested for stealing a similar Walmart cart and driving it to a meeting with his probation officer at an Albuquerque courthouse.

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    The steakhouse where mobster Paul Castellano was gunned down has asked a judge to direct Yelp to identify the individual who posted a review claiming to be an employee who spits on food at the Manhattan restaurant.

    In a New York State Supreme Court filing, Sparks Steak House seeks a judicial order compelling the online review site to turn over details about the user who, in a mid-July post, wrote that, “I have personally spit my own saliva into dishes.” The reviewer added, “Our manager actually condones it to guests who give us attitudes. Just double check your food next time you eat here.”

    The review was purportedly posted by “Besfort Shala.” According to the September 8 court filing, a man by that name recently interviewed for a waiter’s job at the East 46th Street eatery. When informed that his name was attached to the Yelp review, Shala--who was not hired by Sparks--filed a police report. The 23-year-old Bronx resident told cops that an imposter had posted the Sparks review in his name.

    The “malicious and defamatory” Sparks review has been removed from Yelp and the related “Besfort S.” user account appears to have been deactivated, according to the restaurant’s court petition.

    Sparks is one of New York City’s top-ranked--and most expensive--steakhouses. It was also the site of the December 1985 rubout of Mafia boss Paul Castellano, who was whacked in front of the midtown eatery. The murder of Castellano and Gambino underboss Thomas Bilotti was the brainchild of John Gotti, who succeeded Castellano atop the Gambino gang. Gotti, who was subsequently convicted of orchestrating the hit, died in prison in 2002.

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    A few days ago, we asked for input as to what was on this Florida inmate’s face.

    Analysts were split on whether Arie Patterson, 36, was covered in paint; eggs; mustard; creamsicles; pudding; Velveeta cheese; or even Big Bird ejaculate.

    According to cops, however, the theft suspect is covered in Sabre pepper foam, which Broward County jailers use to gain compliance from uncooperative inmates. According to Dani Moschella, a sheriff’s spokesperson, Patterson was sprayed three times when he tussled with deputies seeking to fingerprint and photograph him.

    “The foam is similar to pepper spray, but it doesn’t shoot as far, which is useful in close quarters such as a jail,” noted Moschella.

    After the foam blasting, Patterson became cooperative. But he refused to be decontaminated or treated by emergency medical personnel.

    “In an effort to safely and quickly complete the fingerprint and mug shot process and return him to his cell, deputies took his photo immediately,” said Moschella, who added, “They later took a new photo.”

    Frankly, we preferred the Big Bird theory.

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    An upstate New York man is facing narcotics charges after cops found marijuana, cocaine, and LSD hidden inside a stuffed animal wearing a D.A.R.E. t-shirt.

    Gregory Bolognese, 22, was arrested Monday at the Greyhound bus station in Plattsburgh, a city about 20 miles south of the Canadian border. In announcing Bolognese’s bust, New York State Police officials did not detail how they came to discover the drugs inside the bear in Bolognese’s possession.

    As seen in the above evidence photo, cops seized the stuffed animal.

    The lion in question is “Darin,” the official mascot of D.A.R.E., who wears a black t-shirt with the group’s logo and the words “To Resist Drugs And Violence.” The Drug Abuse Resistance Education program aims to educate students about the dangers of narcotics, gangs, and violence.

    Bolognese, seen at right, was charged with two counts of possession of a controlled substance, as well as marijuana possession. The Plattsburgh resident, who was booked into the Clinton County jail in lieu of $500 bail, is scheduled for a September 11 court hearing.

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    A Florida woman arrested for setting her boyfriend on fire after dousing him with rubbing alcohol claimed that the victim had been participating in the so-called fire challenge when “things went awry,” police report.

    According to cops, Marcos Fuentes suffered burns to twenty percent of his body early Sunday morning in the Bradenton home he shares with Necole Stephens, 35.

    As Fuentes was being loaded into an emergency medical helicopter, he told Manatee County Sheriff’s Officer deputies that Stephens became jealous when she saw him texting on his phone. Fuentes added that Stephens “threw ‘medical’ alcohol all over him before igniting his clothes on fire with a lighter.”

    Stephens, who was not home when cops arrived, was later contacted by phone by deputies, who reported that Stephens claimed Fuentes “was participating in the ‘alcohol challenge’ and things went awry.” Stephens added that she left the residence because she was “scared.”

    Stephens, investigators noted, declined repeated requests to return to the home and provide “proof that she did nothing wrong.” She was subsequently located at another Bradenton residence and arrested. Stephens is locked up in lieu of $15,000 on a felony aggravated assault charge.

    Fuentes suffered second-degree burns “on his left side from his shoulder down past his waist,” reported deputies. Stephens and Fuentes are pictured above in a Facebook photo uploaded to her page in late-June.

    The “fire challenge,” which has been popularized by Facebook and YouTube videos, involves a participant pouring rubbing alcohol on their skin and then setting the liquid on fire. The flames are then supposed to be quickly extinguished. However, many individuals have suffered serious burns as a result of the dangerous online trend.