Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams.

The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Comments (99)

Come on now, you are making this too complicated. If you have dead and rotting tissue that needs to be treated all you need are maggots and they eat it the putrefying cadaverment. Throw a few on and she will get her demands met (eat my pussy) and the results will be no more smelly *** and you save the government a few mill.
You bring the maggots - I'll bring the wine!!! YE HAW!!!
Everyone knows that women need to wash that thang every single day, with soap. Sometimes twice a day. Everyone except this rocket scientist.
Same goes for you guys too. Hygiene is very important!
Good idea for the guys to decline her invitation... She should probably visit the doctor to check that thing out. This also reminds me of a girl I was once with... I could not go down on her because of her stench. It was disgusting.
Now Harry T. Watts....that's funny, I don't care who you are.
Hey, isn't this the woman who had the school boy in Oklahoma arrested for having a Sharpie marker? Or is it just her better looking twin?
When that sh*t stanks, it stanks bad. My college roommate had a habit of bringing home whatever skank was drunk enough to accompany him. I worked a 3rd shift job, and one morning when I came home I thought fer sure he had opened a can of rotten tuna. Stank up the 'ho house, so to speak. This b*tch is so uglay a dog wouldn't *** it.
Probably smelled like rotting shark meat....I mean that is REAL, REAL bad!!!! You fishermen know what I mean!!!
What is wrong with women and stinky snatches? Don't they understand the need for vaginal and vulvar hygiene? Even in non-ghetto environments, I find myself gasping at the horrendous, vile stenches wafting about well-dressed, professional women. Do they not care? Or are they simply inurred to their own malodorous crotches? Don't men teach women anything about "down there"? I mean REALLY...are men that hard-up that they'll eat any snatch, no matter how stinky? Yuck! Women should know--they always get a "2-fer" when they're assiduous about vaginal cleanliness. And doing such, they'll NEVER be as desperate as this unfortunate WV Miss. Now I wonder what the two guys looked like?