Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams.

The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Comments (99)

If it smells like fish it's a dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone!!
You must eat some really crappy fish - "bottom feeders".... Do you still have ALL your faculties by the way???
This would put me right off my boiled eggs....
How about a plate of "Fish & Chips" instead!!! LOL!!
Tell me I am wrong, is this not Roseanne Barr???
Are you kidding me? No wonder she is ordering men to get with her. She is so damn ugly that is all she can do. Even in the back woods of WV there is soap you stupid doosh bag (by the way you need to use this from the way it sounds)
Thats nasty.
Yea....Can you imagine what's living in there??? Something might appear and bite ya!!!
Me thinks the two gentlemen should have traded this throughbred for an outhouse that sets in the ally behind a bad Mexican restaurant, The hole would no doubt be smaller and smell better too. Long ago I had this jar of oysters - it set too long in the fridge the lid swelled up- when i tossed it in the dump the jar hit a rock and broke open, i was down wind- i will never forget that odor, every time i go to the food store and stand in the check out there seems to be some fancy woman next to me that smells like an oyster bed at low tide -- i look in her shopping cart for a jar of oysters- no oysters. i think of that jar i tossed in the dump long ago -----
The Cops who responded to this Call didn't handle it correctly. First with a Chemical, Biological, Radiological Weapon like this they should have called Homeland Security & the U.S. Army! The Army has Specially Trained and Equipped Personnel who have the means to deal with this Bio Hazard. Decon Suits (Hazordous Level IV with there own Self Contained Breathing Apparatus), Flame Throwers, and the Containers to overpack it for Disposal in a Licensed Facility deep inside a Mountain somewhere. For a glimpse of this think along the lines of the Movie Outbreak! Second I would have grabbed the Knife from Her and cut My own throat! Not so much Suicide as self defense since I'd already been Exposed. A Smell like this could easily kill people in mid stride. Just as deadly as a Nerve Agent. It's up to the On Scene Commander to decide what should be done. But off hand I'd say BURN IT! That being the first step. I reserve the right to Highly Recommend the President Nuke the Site. He's the only one who can Release the Weapon. Yes, just Nuke it from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure! (Thank You Ripley)