Iowa Man Finds Cure For The Blahs. By Exposing Himself To Passing Cars.

Tired of your “blah” life? Seeking some “excitement”?

Well, an Iowa man in that exact position recently sought to shake off the blues by exposing himself to cars passing by on two separate interstates, police charge.

Twice last month, cops say, Danan Ary, 30, stood against the rear of his 2012 Chevrolet Impala “with his pants and underwear removed to his ankles and shirt lifted to casually expose his genitals and abdomen to oncoming traffic” in suburban Iowa City.

When questioned by police, Ary reportedly confessed to his indecent exposures. According to criminal complaints, Ary (seen at right) explained that “this behavior was fulfilling as ‘excitement’ that was currently missing in his ‘blah’ life.”

Investigators say that Ary “knew this behavior to be inappropriate and unacceptable as well as offensive to others within view.”

Ary, who has a lengthy rap sheet, was arrested Wednesday on two indecent exposure counts. Ary, who was being held in the Johnson County jail in lieu of $5000 bond, was transferred today into the custody of state prison officials, apparently for violating probation terms stemming from a prior felony conviction.