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Drunk Floridian Busted After Chappelle Show

wbastone — Mon, 30 Nov 2020 18:24:27 +0000

Cops: Perp danced in street, yelled, "I'm Rick James, bitch"

Paul Kijek, 50, was arrested early yesterday for battery and disorderly intoxication following a disturbance outside a St. Petersburg bar.

I'm Rick James

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 27 Nov 2020 06:30:18 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Couple Wearing Matching "Rick And Morty" Hoodies Arrested On Multiple Gun Charges

wbastone — Fri, 20 Nov 2020 17:43:23 +0000

Meet Lauren Clay and Darryl Thompson.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 20 Nov 2020 05:33:38 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Police: Mother Made Toddler Vape With THC

wbastone — Thu, 19 Nov 2020 17:19:14 +0000

Woman, 22, arrested on child neglect rap

According to Florida cops, Kiarra Clarisse's two-year-old son was found to have THC in his system following a drug test at a hospital.

Vaping Toddler

Accused Tree Humper Busted On High Street

wbastone — Wed, 18 Nov 2020 19:58:56 +0000

Man, 36, jailed following bizarre backyard act

John Fignar was "half dressed" when spotted in a stranger's backyard "humping trees, screaming, and eating branches."

Tree Humping

Nixed Threesome Ends With Man In Handcuffs (But Not The Furry Kind)

wbastone — Tue, 17 Nov 2020 04:53:39 +0000

The accused claims that his wife and her female friend "wanted to have sex with him but he did not want to."

Pair Busted For Lewd Roadside Attraction

wbastone — Mon, 16 Nov 2020 16:55:59 +0000

Floridians face felony charge for explicit romp

According to police, "many drivers" witnessed Amber Gormley, 39, and Shawn McClelland, 30, trysting adjacent to a busy roadway.

Lewd In Largo

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 13 Nov 2020 23:26:43 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each perp's alleged weapon

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.

Rapper Who Endorsed Trump Never Voted

wbastone — Fri, 13 Nov 2020 19:23:37 +0000

Turns out Lil Pump was not even registered

Gazzy Garcia, the 20-year-old entertainer known as Lil Pump, appeared onstage during Trump's campaign-closing rally.

Slap On Wrist For Perp In Slurpee Battery Case

wbastone — Tue, 10 Nov 2020 19:54:35 +0000

Floridian avoided even 7-11 days in custody

Brian Duffy, 40, was arrested in late-July after he doused a female 7-Eleven worker with a Slurpee during a 9:20 AM price dispute.

Slurpee Sentence

Woman Masqueraded As FBI Agent In Bid For Free Food From Chick-fil-A, Cops Say

wbastone — Mon, 09 Nov 2020 22:27:21 +0000

Yes, the chicken is great. But it is not worth taking a collar.

Naked Woman Busted Again For Lewd Activity

wbastone — Mon, 09 Nov 2020 16:08:38 +0000

Accused caught pleasuring self outside Popeyes

For the second time in recent weeks, Floridian Vanessa Lee Jones, 38, has been arrested for allegedly masturbating in public.

Popped At Popeyes

Florida Man, 49, Arrested After Meltdown Over Lack Of Lettuce

wbastone — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 23:04:16 +0000

Henry Arce-Cabellero allegedly flew off the handle late Wednesday when a Checkers burger joint "had no more lettuce for their sandwiches," cops report.

Police: Man Took Sex Toy For A Test Drive

wbastone — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 16:39:50 +0000

Oklahoman, 23, used Autoblow device in novelty store

Gilbert Cordero, 23, allegedly tried out a self-gratification device that he removed from a shelf at an Oklahoma City business.

Okie Indecency

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 06:53:11 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Trump Donors Include Pair Of Mafia Figures

wbastone — Sun, 01 Nov 2020 11:30:12 +0000

Men linked to Colombo gang back incumbent

Before deriding your opponent as part of "an organized crime family," a candidate should probably check to see if any actual hoodlums have given him money.

Trump's Gang

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 30 Oct 2020 05:02:58 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Uber Driver Walloped Over Mask Demand

wbastone — Wed, 28 Oct 2020 22:20:55 +0000

Man arrested for attack on 68-year-old victim

After being told that "he had to wear a mask or he could not ride," Christopher Vacha allegedly punched the elderly victim in the face.

Uber Mask Attack

Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Alert Authorities About Alien Invasion

wbastone — Fri, 23 Oct 2020 17:35:04 +0000

What, was he supposed to keep that information to himself?

Cops: Amateur Surgeons Busted For Castration

wbastone — Fri, 23 Oct 2020 15:26:28 +0000

Procedure was performed in "oilfield bunk house"

Two men are facing felony charges for allegedly performing "unlicensed gender reassignment surgery" on a 28-year-old victim.

Okie Surgeons

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 23 Oct 2020 05:57:12 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Borat Fooled Rudy, But Not Two Sharp Cops

wbastone — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 05:04:23 +0000

Bodycam footage shows comedian quizzing

Georgia officers encountered Sacha Baron Cohen when they answered a "suspicious person” 911 call placed in late-January.

Borat Report

Woman Busted After Hitting Cop With Meth

wbastone — Tue, 20 Oct 2020 19:54:06 +0000

Attempt to ditch bag of narcotics ends in failure

When tossing a bag of methamphetamine from your car during a traffic stop, it is best not to strike a cop with the airborne narcotics.

Airborne Meth

Police: Man, 26, Busted For Battery After Domestic Pumpkin Attack

wbastone — Tue, 20 Oct 2020 15:59:15 +0000

The 29-year-old female victim was found "covered in pumpkin seeds and pulp," according to a criminal complaint.

Cops: Naked Teen Was Covered In Ranch Dressing

wbastone — Mon, 19 Oct 2020 18:39:14 +0000

Kansas minor corralled following 3:30 AM outburst

The 17-year-old suspect, investigators report, was "under the influence of a substance" when he caused a series of disturbances.

More Trouble For Suspect Who Gave Cops Name That Did Not Pass Smell Test

wbastone — Fri, 16 Oct 2020 18:09:34 +0000

Investigators say that Melinda Lynn Guerrero, 33, repeatedly insisted that her name was "My butt just farted."

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 16 Oct 2020 13:56:25 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Police: Brutal Yelp Reviews Prompted Attack

wbastone — Wed, 14 Oct 2020 17:08:20 +0000

Eatery owner allegedly beat man over online pans

Daniel Ahrens, the 60-year-old proprietor of Georgia Boy's Bar B-Que, was busted last night for allegedly battering a male victim.

Yelp Battery

Cops: Boyfriend Battered After Sex Rejection

wbastone — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 20:18:53 +0000

Felony rap for woman, 46, who sought oral favors

Before she allegedly hit and scratched her beau, Katanya Jordan "began yelling at him to perform oral sex," an arrest affidavit states.

Oral Battery

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 09 Oct 2020 06:33:16 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each perp's alleged weapon

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.

"Baby Shark" Used To Punish Jail Inmates

wbastone — Tue, 06 Oct 2020 16:48:19 +0000

Cruelty charges for blasting kiddy song on loop

The victims, Oklahoma investigators allege, were handcuffed to the wall and forced to listen to the popular children’s song on repeat.

"Baby Shark" Bust

Cops: Woman Turned Over Bag Of "Junk" Meth

wbastone — Sat, 03 Oct 2020 18:17:18 +0000

Floridian, 52, faces felony narcotics possession rap

Defendant Beth Ann Franchak allegedly turned over a quarter-gram of methamphetamine to a sheriff’s deputy at her residence.

"Junk" Meth

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 02 Oct 2020 07:13:06 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Woman Nabbed For Lewd Act At 7-Eleven

wbastone — Thu, 01 Oct 2020 17:40:41 +0000

Cops: Perp pleasured herself in front of store

Vanessa Lee Jones, 38, is jailed for lewd and lascivious exhibition after allegedly masturbating in the presence of a minor, police say.

7-Eleven Lewdness

Man Knifed Kin During Almond Milk Row

wbastone — Wed, 30 Sep 2020 14:47:30 +0000

Cops: Cousins quarreled about the superior milk

Justin Garcia, 30, allegedly slashed his relative during an argument about whether almond milk or whole milk was the better milk.

Milk Battery

Man, 59, Busted For Battering Girlfriend With A Slice Of Pizza

wbastone — Mon, 28 Sep 2020 22:15:14 +0000

Cops found the 51-year-old victim covered in "grease, red sauce, and food toppings."

Prosthetic Leg Theft Results In Strong-Arm Robbery Charges, Cops Report

wbastone — Mon, 28 Sep 2020 20:52:40 +0000

Court records do not indicate whether the victim's leg was recovered.

Police Reports Detail Brad Parscale Incident

wbastone — Mon, 28 Sep 2020 17:10:17 +0000

Ex-Trump campaign boss hospitalized for eval

Parscale's wife called 911 after he loaded a handgun in her presence. She told cops that he has made "suicidal comments."

Brad Parscale

Man Arrested After Thumping Cop With Bible

wbastone — Mon, 28 Sep 2020 05:05:08 +0000

Thrown Good Book hit Florida officer in face

Robert Otis Hoskins, the 39-year-old accused Bible belter, is jailed on a variety of charges, including burglary and battery on a cop.

Bible Bops Cop

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 25 Sep 2020 15:17:28 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Woman Cops Plea Over Fiery Pussy 911 Call

wbastone — Wed, 23 Sep 2020 21:06:24 +0000

Ohioan wanted firemen to douse blaze "with their hose"

Katrina Morgan, 50, was arrested after calling 911 to say that, "I need the fire department please, 'cause my pussy's on fire."

Fiery Pussy

Cops: Woman, 71, Battered Man Over Mask

wbastone — Tue, 22 Sep 2020 22:22:16 +0000

Dispute at Florida condo ends with handcuffs

Police allege that Suzanne Miller began pushing and striking a male neighbor who rejected her request that he put on a face mask.

Elevator Battery

Jail For Man In Ass-ault Weapon Case

wbastone — Fri, 18 Sep 2020 22:33:22 +0000

Strip search turned up loaded pistol in perp's butt

It wasn't until Justin Savoie, 24, arrived at a Louisiana police station that investigators discovered his .25 caliber concealed weapon.

Concealed Weapon

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 18 Sep 2020 15:27:37 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Suspect Sought In Poop Attacks On Trump Fans

wbastone — Thu, 17 Sep 2020 22:24:22 +0000

Police: Woman has left dog feces inside mailboxes

Cops are seeking the public's help in identifying the woman who vandalized Trump lawn signs while wearing a pair of lilac Crocs.

Florida Man, 48, Was Already Shackled Before Cops Slapped On The Handcuffs

wbastone — Thu, 17 Sep 2020 16:09:42 +0000

Meet George Vacherlon.

Lovely Butts Busted For Bleach Attack

wbastone — Wed, 16 Sep 2020 21:52:49 +0000

Cops: Defendant, 64 threatened juvenile victim

The Florida Woman is facing felony child abuse and aggravated assault counts following a confrontation Monday evening.

Butts Bust

A Gallery Of Very Revealing Mug Shots

wbastone — Mon, 14 Sep 2020 20:14:40 +0000

Defendants may have to show hidden tattoos

Along with posing for standard mug shots, arrestees may have to adjust their clothing so tattoos can be photographed by jailers.

Intimate Mugs

Police: Patron Pelted Market Manager With Frozen Pizzas Over Store's Mask Mandate

wbastone — Fri, 11 Sep 2020 16:06:46 +0000

Pennsylvanian Patrick Steiner, 35, is facing harassment and disorderly conduct charges for another alleged instance of coronavirus rage.