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Police Cage Prowler In Gorilla Suit

wbastone — Thu, 21 Feb 2019 20:42:28 +0000

Cops: Louisianan, 34, caught hiding under victim's mattress

FEBRUARY 21--A man wearing a gorilla costume last week broke into a Louisiana residence, according to cops who fought with the suspect after

Gorilla Is Caged

Who Wore It Best? Inmates Don Same Shirt For Mug Shot Sessions At One Jail

wbastone — Wed, 20 Feb 2019 16:20:38 +0000

The golf shirt is presumably laundered on occasion.

Arrest Warrant Issued For Woman Nabbed In Brazen Crustacean Heist At Red Lobster

wbastone — Mon, 18 Feb 2019 21:17:23 +0000

Kimberly Gabel, 42, was named last month in a misdemeanor information charging her with "unnecessarily tormenting a live lobster."

"Naked And Belligerent" Woman Busted

wbastone — Mon, 18 Feb 2019 17:22:53 +0000

Cops: Defendant, 21, attacked fiancée over sex declination

Samantha Jewel Hernandez was arrested early today after allegedly striking the victim in the face during a dispute in their Florida home.

Naked & Belligerent

Arrest After Victim Survives Cougar Attack

wbastone — Fri, 15 Feb 2019 22:30:12 +0000

Cops: Woman, 64 pawed man at The Villages

Florida cops allege that Mariann Ann Zambrano groped the victim's crotch and "rubbed her breasts and body against his person."

Cougar Attack

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 15 Feb 2019 05:00:05 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Couple Again Arrested For Having Sex On Sidewalk In Broad Daylight

wbastone — Wed, 13 Feb 2019 21:00:08 +0000

Bernadette Colatarci, 47, and Phillip Daley, 58, each face a felony rap since children reportedly saw them trysting Sunday afternoon on a street in Fort Myers, Florida.

Blue Berry Hill Is Jailed On Narcotics Rap

wbastone — Wed, 13 Feb 2019 17:19:42 +0000

Alabaman, 19, with unique name faces felony

Hill is being held in the Fayette County jail in lieu of $1300 bond following his arrest earlier this month for possessing narcotics.

Blue Berry Hill Bust

Someone Needs To Dog Walk This Degenerate Animal Abuser

wbastone — Tue, 12 Feb 2019 20:11:18 +0000

Cops say that Christian Nichols, 21, dressed in a dog costume and then recorded himself abusing his Siberian Husky.

Man Batters Girlfriend With A Burrito

wbastone — Tue, 12 Feb 2019 16:29:14 +0000

Dope, 41, faces misdemeanor count for attack

When did the burrito replace the icepick as the preferred weapon of Florida Man? Another nitwit was nabbed for wielding the delicacy.

Another Burrito Attack

Accused New Jersey Burglar Gives Cops The Garden State Salute

wbastone — Tue, 12 Feb 2019 15:08:33 +0000

Meet Shana Hilsman.

AOC's Financial Struggles Were Very Real

wbastone — Mon, 11 Feb 2019 15:36:40 +0000

Records contradict smears directed at Dem

No, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is not wealthy, as some critics claim. In fact, her kin faced financial strains familiar to many Americans.

Cinephile Nabbed After Al Fresco Screening

wbastone — Fri, 08 Feb 2019 19:26:40 +0000

Cops: Virginia man projected porno on garage door

No matter the cinematic merit, you cannot display an X-rated movie in a manner that exposes your poor neighbors to such adult fare.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 08 Feb 2019 15:32:37 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each perp's alleged weapon

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.

More Trouble For Arizona Man Arrested For Riding Bird Scooter While Drunk

wbastone — Wed, 06 Feb 2019 21:14:07 +0000

Already facing DUI and other charges, Shelton Begay, 28, is now a wanted man for failing to show for a pair of recent court hearings.

Bullets Fly Over Raunchy Hot Tub Tryst

wbastone — Tue, 05 Feb 2019 19:55:16 +0000

Hubby fired upon spotting wife with their friend

Robert Hakins, 64 told cops he became "enraged" when he saw his 38-year-old spouse pleasuring a male friend of the couple.

Hot Tub Tryst

Police: Woman Battered Beau With Pork Chop

wbastone — Mon, 04 Feb 2019 15:54:57 +0000

Victim left lacerated after frozen meat struck him

Jennifer Brassard, 48, was busted for domestic battery after hitting the victim with the chop during an argument in their Florida home.

Pork Chop Battery

Tennessee Gentleman Is Early Contender For 2019 Mug Shot Of The Year Crown

wbastone — Sat, 02 Feb 2019 22:18:20 +0000

Julian Mitchell, 20, looks like a character from "Team America: World Police."

Private Parts Tattoo Leads To Man's Arrest

wbastone — Sat, 02 Feb 2019 18:34:01 +0000

Felon has "Fun Size" inked below his belt

Cops charge that Joshua Hillyard, 28, sent explicit messages and photos to a 16-year-old girl, including a photo of a distinctive tattoo.

Man Tries To Break Down Stranger’s Door To Escape From Zombies And Snakes Chasing Him

wbastone — Fri, 01 Feb 2019 21:42:55 +0000

Pennsylvanian Mitchell Pisarcik, 28, is jailed on an assortment of charges following a bizarre incident.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 01 Feb 2019 14:44:06 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Florida Girl, 14, Makes Like A Florida Man

wbastone — Thu, 31 Jan 2019 21:42:14 +0000

Teen stole deliveryman's car for rendezvous with beau

The accused teenager allegedly needed a ride to her boyfriend's house, so she lured a Papa John's worker to her neighborhood.

Florida Girl

Mother Arrested For Dousing Her Sleeping Infant Daughter With Water

wbastone — Thu, 31 Jan 2019 15:46:38 +0000

Caitlin Alyse Hardy, 33, was arrested yesterday for an act of child cruelty that she recorded and uploaded to her Facebook page.

Texas Woman's Public Pleasure Sessions

wbastone — Wed, 30 Jan 2019 22:46:49 +0000

Austin cops detail indecent exposure episodes

Keeping things very weird, Dovie Jane Nickels, 26, was pantless yesterday when police arrested her on a misdemeanor charge.

Austin XXX

Cops: "Heroin" Was Actually Detergent

wbastone — Tue, 29 Jan 2019 20:50:10 +0000

Felony charge dropped, deputy canned

Matthew Crull, 29, spent several weeks in jail before prosecutors dropped a drug count carrying a minimum 25-year prison term.

Heroin Snafu

Man, 49, Arrested For Attacking Wife With A Taco Bell Burrito

wbastone — Mon, 28 Jan 2019 18:05:58 +0000

Yes, it has happened again.

Cops: Thief Got Less Than He Bargained For

wbastone — Sun, 27 Jan 2019 21:55:21 +0000

Perp thought he swiped opioids, but got laxatives

Peter Emery allegedly thought he stole the painkiller Hydrocodone. Instead, he actually copped Equate, which relieves constipation.

Laxative Heist

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 25 Jan 2019 05:00:01 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Woman Busted For Dancing Naked Outside Waffle House, Licking Man's Face

wbastone — Thu, 24 Jan 2019 17:16:36 +0000

Just another early Monday morning in Pensacola...

Tripping Teen Went On School Groping Spree

wbastone — Thu, 24 Jan 2019 15:05:51 +0000

Cops: Boy, 15, molested H.S. staffers

After attacking a teacher, a secretary, and the principal, the teen, cops allege, tried to strangle a nurse with her own stethoscope.

Tripping Student

Detectives Get An Eyeful At Red Light

wbastone — Fri, 18 Jan 2019 18:39:28 +0000

Motorist was smoking crack, getting pleasured

Michael Douville, 51, is facing lewdness and narcotics possession charges after cops busted him for simply trying to live his best life.

Multitasker Nabbed

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 18 Jan 2019 14:48:13 +0000

Pair up suspects with what they allegedly stole

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the perps with the items they were accused of pilfering.

Jack Russell Thief Claimed He Took Terriers For “Therapy” Purposes

wbastone — Thu, 17 Jan 2019 16:40:41 +0000

Police say that Parker Capparelli, 28, confessed to swiping two dogs from a Florida property around 1:15 AM Tuesday.

Wannabe Martyr Busted For White House Plot

wbastone — Thu, 17 Jan 2019 01:06:02 +0000

Nitwit, 21, never shot gun, but "watched some videos"

The attack suspect thought he could "blow a hole" in the White House with an anti-tank weapon and then storm the building.

Wannabe Martyr

Teen Calls 911 After Dad Takes Her Phone Away

wbastone — Tue, 15 Jan 2019 18:18:39 +0000

Ohio father took girl's device "as punishment"

Not happy with being disciplined, 16-year-old Malikah called police to report that her dad “took property...that does not belong to him.”

Phone Seizure

Cops: KFC Worker Clobbered Drive-Thru Patron With Bag Of Extra Crispy Chicken, Biscuits

wbastone — Tue, 15 Jan 2019 15:20:34 +0000

Shade Simmons, 30, was arrested on a battery charge following a confrontation at a Jacksonville, Florida restaurant.

Cops: Thief Hid Four Rolexes In Body Cavity

wbastone — Mon, 14 Jan 2019 16:23:30 +0000

Items found during search of 29-year-old woman

Police allege that Delajurea Brookens snatched the timepieces--valued at more than $100,000--from a man she met at a club.

Recovered Rolexes

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 11 Jan 2019 05:00:09 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each perp's alleged weapon

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.

Raunchy Duo Busted For Lewd Encounter

wbastone — Fri, 11 Jan 2019 00:50:05 +0000

Public tryst in roadway, atop car ends in handcuffs

Sorry, but this is way too old to be fornicating in public. Even on a balmy night in the shadow of the Gulfport Veterans Memorial Park.

Gulfport Tryst

Minnesota Man, 48, Gets Naked, Imitates Florida Man In St. Petersburg Hotel

wbastone — Wed, 09 Jan 2019 23:35:33 +0000

On vacation in the Sunshine State, Jason Tietz was arrested yesterday afternoon on a lewdness charge.

Man, 79, Called 911 To Complain About Hookers

wbastone — Wed, 09 Jan 2019 16:21:05 +0000

Septuagenarian not happy with "sexual services"

The elderly Ohio john told police officers that the two prostitutes--who pocketed $500--failed to meet his expectations.

Unsatisfied John

California Police Hunt For Doorbell Licker Caught In The Act

wbastone — Tue, 08 Jan 2019 17:14:44 +0000

Suspect Robert Arroyo, 33, is a probationer whose rap sheet includes arrests for public intoxication, assault, resisting arrest, and narcotics possession.

Man Arrested In Cheesesteak Beef Incident

wbastone — Mon, 07 Jan 2019 16:09:56 +0000

Cops: Perp angry over use of sesame seed bun

Joseph Lagana, 27, allegedly became unruly after being served a Philly cheesesteak at Missy Mae's Café in suburban Tampa.

Cheesesteak Beef

Man Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search

wbastone — Mon, 07 Jan 2019 03:04:47 +0000

Wesley Scott, 40, was charged Friday with introducing contraband into a Florida detention facility.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 04 Jan 2019 16:51:48 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Son Arrested For Pizza Attack On His Father

wbastone — Fri, 04 Jan 2019 15:02:32 +0000

Cops: Man angry victim "helped give birth to him"

During questioning, Robert Houston, 33, told Florida police he was angry that the 64-year-old victim "helped give birth to him."

Pizza Domestic Battery

Floridian Who Asked Police To Test His Meth Is Now A Wanted Man

wbastone — Thu, 03 Jan 2019 20:11:08 +0000

Already facing one felony rap, dopey Douglas Kelly is likely looking at a future bail jumping charge.

Cops: Customer Battered Pair Of McDonald's Workers

wbastone — Wed, 02 Jan 2019 19:16:27 +0000

Man, 40, nabbed for New Year's Eve altercations

After accosting a female worker at the counter, Daniel Taylor kicked a second employee while being escorted from the restaurant.

McDonald's Battery Video

Cops: Gunman Opened Fired Over Taco Sauce

wbastone — Mon, 31 Dec 2018 18:21:35 +0000

Taco Bell patron enraged over lack of condiment

Police are searching for the man who fired shots at a Taco Bell after discovering his takeout order lacked sufficient taco sauce packets.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 28 Dec 2018 16:58:22 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.