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Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 03 Dec 2021 05:00:19 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Man Claimed "Big Snake" Invited Him To Enter Neighbor’s Home At 2 AM, Cops Report

wbastone — Wed, 01 Dec 2021 16:20:18 +0000

It seems that crack may have clouded 52-year-old Jessie Terry's judgment.

Tesla Fan Driving Minivan Busted For DUI After Roll-Over Accident

wbastone — Tue, 30 Nov 2021 15:53:04 +0000

Jordan Lindsey, 25, whose ride is a 1992 GMC Safari, has some aspirational ink on his face.

Probation In Choke, Chomp Of Uber Driver

wbastone — Mon, 29 Nov 2021 19:53:34 +0000

Female passenger avoids jail for bloody, unprovoked attack

Michele Stilwell, 55, was sentenced today to 18 months probation after pleading guilty to misdemeanor battery and disorderly conduct raps, records show.

Uber Bite Plea

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 26 Nov 2021 15:13:12 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Cops: Webcam Model Shot Self In Private Parts

wbastone — Wed, 24 Nov 2021 19:04:22 +0000

Accident occurred as woman, 27, recorded video

With just a few weeks left to go, a strong contender has emerged for the prestigious 2021 Police Report of the Year award.

Georgia Discharge

Police: Couple Had Sex In Patrol Car

wbastone — Mon, 22 Nov 2021 19:17:26 +0000

"We should record an OnlyFans video back here."

Summer Watkins and Yordan Noa were apparently unaware that they were being recorded by a "prisoner compartment camera."

Patrol Car Tryst

A Satisfied Walmart Patron Is Arrested

wbastone — Mon, 22 Nov 2021 16:54:26 +0000

Man with sticky fingers nabbed (but not for theft)

Alexander Pearce, 28, who was arrested Friday, was recorded by a store camera "hunched over a laptop with his hands in his pants."

Sticky Fingers

This Is A Dumb Way To Raise Money To Pay For Your Criminal Defense Lawyer

wbastone — Mon, 22 Nov 2021 15:37:16 +0000

Meet Nicole Gregory.

Man, 70, Charged With Sex Attack On Granddaughter

wbastone — Sat, 20 Nov 2021 16:43:04 +0000

Cops: Victim, 19, assaulted after coke binge with kin

The assault, investigators allege, occurred after the victim became incapacitated from partying with the accused man in his condo.

Grandfather Bust

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 19 Nov 2021 05:00:15 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Police Collar Trespass Suspect Doused In Paint

wbastone — Thu, 18 Nov 2021 16:29:06 +0000

Virginia woman, 34, was nabbed in Norfolk

Keeta Neville was covered in a "paint like substance" when officers encountered her while responding to a disorderly trespasser call.

Man Beaten After Catching Boyfriend "Humping" Their Dog, Police Report

wbastone — Wed, 17 Nov 2021 17:28:09 +0000

The accused assailant claims the fight actually started after he caught his beau "looking at boys in their underwear on Instagram."

Cops: Bra Wire Used In Dopey Jail Escape Bid

wbastone — Tue, 16 Nov 2021 20:02:42 +0000

Next time, Floridian should try MacGyver's paperclip

Susan Mae Sheppard is facing a felony attempt to escape rap for allegedly trying to bust out of a county jail following her DUI arrest.

Bra Plot

Cops: Drunk Driver Floated Egg Roll Defense

wbastone — Mon, 15 Nov 2021 19:57:46 +0000

Erratic driving blamed on Chinese nosh

Upon being pulled over, Maria Jurgilewicz, 45, claimed she drifted between lanes due to her consumption of an egg roll, police report.

Egg Roll Defense

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 12 Nov 2021 14:42:05 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Cops: Farting, No Courtesy Flush Led To Jail Attack

wbastone — Tue, 09 Nov 2021 17:58:15 +0000

Assailant accused roomie of "stinking up the cell"

Christopher Callen, 33, is charged with battering Amado Dominguez-Quevedo, 57, inside the county lockup in Key West.

Courtesy Flush

Cops: Woman Stabbed Cousin When He Asked Her To Return Borrowed Sex Toy

wbastone — Mon, 08 Nov 2021 16:37:17 +0000

Meet Crystal Denham.

In Plea Deal, Walmart Perv Cops To Felony

wbastone — Fri, 05 Nov 2021 18:00:42 +0000

Floridian, 21, masturbated on female shopper

In case you are still wondering why so many people prefer to shop online, the toy aisle activities of Elias Flor are just one reason.

Walmart Perv Plea

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 05 Nov 2021 04:00:55 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

More Trouble For "Florida Man" Poster Boy

wbastone — Wed, 03 Nov 2021 19:55:19 +0000

Tattooed suspect, 23, busted for choking mother

Matthew Leatham has been charged with domestic battery by strangulation, a felony carrying a maximum sentence of five years.

Man, Florida Man

Criminal Rap For Walmart "Cold Chicken" Attack

wbastone — Fri, 29 Oct 2021 16:18:44 +0000

Cops: Woman, 20, hit victim with thrown poultry

Police and court records do not indicate what prompted the alleged pummeling for which Tahonee Fickes has just been charged.

Cold Chicken

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 29 Oct 2021 04:00:53 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Police: Rehab Clinic Owner Sold Fentanyl

wbastone — Wed, 27 Oct 2021 01:08:07 +0000

Cops: Woman, 50, preyed on her own clients

Misty Gilley is facing multiple felony narcotics charges after allegedly selling the powerful synthetic opioid to a police informant.

Fentanyl Clinic

Woman, 20, Arrested For Battering Her Mother With Pair Of Tossed Tacos

wbastone — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 17:55:00 +0000

Braiden Lankford and the 50-year-old victim were arguing about the "cleanliness of the house" before the taco attack was launched, police report.

Felony Charges Filed In KFC Drive-Thru Rage

wbastone — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 14:06:13 +0000

Cops: Woman "unhappy" with service hit girl

Alexandra Maldonado, 23, is facing a child abuse rap after allegedly striking a 16-year-old working the drive-thru window.

KFC Rage

Tattooed Man Faces New Felony Charge

wbastone — Fri, 22 Oct 2021 15:23:28 +0000

World’s scariest perp could get life sentence

Michael Campbell, 46, is locked up in a Missouri jail on $100,000 bond following his arrest for allegedly trying to rape a woman.

Campbell Caged

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 22 Oct 2021 04:00:38 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Man Accused Of Violating Letter Of The Law

wbastone — Wed, 20 Oct 2021 17:07:30 +0000

Cops: Floridian struck victim with a "G"

Appearing for arraignment on a battery charge, Jordan Thomas, 26, hit a woman with a letter he removed from a courthouse sign.

Letter Of The Law

Man Arrested For Ambulance Pleasure Session

wbastone — Mon, 18 Oct 2021 14:47:43 +0000

Cops: Patient got naked, exposed self to paramedics

Complaining of shortness of breath, Terry Majors, 30, summoned an EMT crew and then proceeded to masturbate with an ice pack.

Shortness Of Breath

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 15 Oct 2021 05:17:56 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Accused Burglar Said Motive Was Desire To "See His Imaginary Girlfriend Emma," Police Report

wbastone — Thu, 14 Oct 2021 15:50:11 +0000

Matthew Huber, 43, reportedly told cops that he only visits with Emma while "tripping on meth."

Trail Camera Caught Man's Illicit Horseplay

wbastone — Tue, 12 Oct 2021 19:08:20 +0000

Felonies filed for late-night barn incursions

Santiago Victoria, a 57-year-old Florida laborer, was recorded engaging "in a sexual manner" with a horse named Mariah.

Horseplay Collar

Police: Wendy's Manager Doused Patron With Oil

wbastone — Fri, 08 Oct 2021 23:54:04 +0000

Victim suffered burns in drive-thru dispute

Demarrus Pritchett, a 21-year-old shift manager, is facing a felony assault charge following a confrontation at a Tennessee restaurant.

Wendy's Oil Assault

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 08 Oct 2021 05:20:04 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Man Busted For Sign Language Death Threat

wbastone — Wed, 06 Oct 2021 14:57:46 +0000

Police say menacing message was in video text

Robert Sowle, 35, was arrested on a felony charge and booked into a Florida county jail, where he is being held in lieu of $10,000 bond.

Sign Language Threat

Cops: Man, 90, Slugged Neighbor In "Get Off My Lawn" Dispute

wbastone — Tue, 05 Oct 2021 17:19:31 +0000

Rowdy Florida nonagenarian Thomas Conrad was arrested Saturday for battery and resisting arrest.

Cops: Man Had Teen Girl Sign Sex Slave Contract

wbastone — Mon, 04 Oct 2021 22:56:27 +0000

Deal allegedly struck in return for purchase of car

The contract prepared by Andrew Mustapick, 66, stipulated that the victim “would be his sex slave...for the next five years,” police say.

Teen Sex Slave

Police: Drug Suspect Claimed His Meth Was Intended For "Medicinal Usage"

wbastone — Mon, 04 Oct 2021 15:28:15 +0000

Meet Matthew Cusumano.

Man Cops Plea In Dipping Sauce Rage Case

wbastone — Fri, 01 Oct 2021 21:31:55 +0000

Iowan threatened to blow up a McDonald's

A manager told cops Robert Golwitzer, 42, "was irate" because he ordered "30 chicken nuggets and received no dipping sauces."

Dipping Sauce Plea

Always Crop Out Your Meth In Photos Posted To Facebook

wbastone — Fri, 01 Oct 2021 14:39:48 +0000

James Kertz is a lousy photographer.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 01 Oct 2021 04:15:30 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Woman Charged With Felonious Grits Attack

wbastone — Thu, 30 Sep 2021 21:25:32 +0000

Man struck in head with porridge-filled sauce pan

Dereise Johnson, 49, is locked up on a battery charge for allegedly walloping her boyfriend with a pan "containing freshly cooked grits."

Grits Attack

Theft Suspect Nabbed Thanks To His Rob Gronkowski Football Jersey

wbastone — Mon, 27 Sep 2021 21:05:14 +0000

It is best to wear nondescript clothing when swiping merchandise from Walmart.

Customer Finds Naked Woman In Jeep For Sale

wbastone — Mon, 27 Sep 2021 17:25:24 +0000

Cops: Suspect, 37, was in car on auto lot

The convertible 2010 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sport, which has logged nearly 84,000 miles, remains available for $23,116.

Used Car Smell

Police: Man Beat Wife Over Explicit Video Calls

wbastone — Fri, 24 Sep 2021 23:53:39 +0000

Victim FaceTimed spouse while having sex

William Atkinson is jailed on assault and reckless endangerment raps following a bizarre incident outside a Pennsylvania hotel.

FaceTime Fracas

Florida Woman Jailed For Domestic Battery After Cuddle Scuttle

wbastone — Fri, 24 Sep 2021 15:06:48 +0000

Meet Kiesel Anthony.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 24 Sep 2021 04:00:13 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Cops: DoorDash Driver Targeted Gay Customers

wbastone — Thu, 23 Sep 2021 19:17:29 +0000

Man wrote homophobic slurs on food order

Matthew Butchard, 27, has been charged with criminal harassment, property damage to intimidate, and a civil rights violation.

DoorDash Dumbass

Label-Conscious Florida Man, 24, Arrested On Felony Drug Charges

wbastone — Wed, 22 Sep 2021 19:08:00 +0000

If you are going to wear Gucci, you might as well let everyone know. Including your arresting officer.