The Smoking Gun RSS http://thesmokinggun.com/documents en Guilty Plea In Oral Demands Assault Case http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/guilty-plea-oral-demands-case-690541 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Naked woman sat on man&#039;s face and sought sex act, cops charged </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/leighscream_2.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>After battering her boyfriend, Missourian Amy Parrino, 44, pushed him to ground and proceeded to sit on the victim's face and demand, "Eat my pussy."</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/face-sit-plea">Face Sit Plea</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/guilty-plea-oral-demands-case-690541" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/guilty-plea-oral-demands-case-690541#comments Bizarre Crime Missouri Columbia domestic abuse Mon, 14 Oct 2019 18:37:52 +0000 wbastone 249914 at http://thesmokinggun.com Underage Bar Patron Busted For "McLovin" License http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/iowa-city-mclovin-562938 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Iowa collegian, 20, busted for fake ID </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/mclovinfront2.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>After seizing the phony Hawaii driver's license, cops called dispatch, which "ran a query of the ID which returned no results."</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/mclovin-id-bust">McLovin ID Bust</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/iowa-city-mclovin-562938" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/iowa-city-mclovin-562938#comments Drunk Crime McLovin Iowa City University of Iowa Iowa Fri, 11 Oct 2019 17:08:24 +0000 wbastone 249910 at http://thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-104623 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each perp&#039;s alleged weapon </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/oct11frontpagegridzzz.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.</p> <p></p><p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-104623" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 11 Oct 2019 14:07:31 +0000 wbastone 249908 at http://thesmokinggun.com Police: Man Stole From Grandma's Underwear http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/grandmas-drawers-214039 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Money forcibly taken from kin’s undergarments </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/drawersonline.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Jared Otte, 19, allegedly entered his grandmother’s house and demanded money. When rebuffed, Otte took cash from her undies.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/grandmas-drawers">Grandma&#039;s Drawers</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/grandmas-drawers-214039" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/grandmas-drawers-214039#comments Crime grandma underwear Memphis robbery Tennessee Thu, 10 Oct 2019 20:10:44 +0000 wbastone 249904 at http://thesmokinggun.com Florida Kook, 71, Gets 30 Days In Jail For Water Pisstol Attack On Female Neighbor http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/water-pisstol-sentence-365912 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="148" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/waterpistolbustr.jpg?1570638905" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>"I lost my fucking temper and shot her in the face with my squirt gun filled with piss," Joel Benjamin told TSG following his arrest.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/water-pisstol-sentence-365912" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/water-pisstol-sentence-365912#comments Florida Man Gulfport Florida water gun urine Wed, 09 Oct 2019 16:35:08 +0000 wbastone 249900 at http://thesmokinggun.com Woman Pleads To Owning Drug In Body Cavity http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ashley-rolland-plea-190847 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Louisianan had disavowed meth inside vagina </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/methcrystals19xx.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>In a plea deal, Ashley Rolland, 24, copped to a felony narcotics charge for which she was sentenced to four months in jail.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/hidden-meth-plea">Hidden Meth Plea</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ashley-rolland-plea-190847" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ashley-rolland-plea-190847#comments Crime body cavity methamphetamine Louisiana theft vagina Tue, 08 Oct 2019 21:03:06 +0000 wbastone 249898 at http://thesmokinggun.com Trump Fan Jailed Over Bumper Sticker Rage http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/bumper-sticker-rage-216950 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Man flashed gun to Warren backer </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/warrensticker.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Joseph Schumacher, 27, is in a Minnesota jail following his arrest for allegedly directing terroristic threats at a female victim.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/bumper-sticker-rage">Bumper Sticker Rage</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/bumper-sticker-rage-216950" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/bumper-sticker-rage-216950#comments Crime bumper stickers Elizabeth Warren Minnesota terroristic threats Donald Trump Tue, 08 Oct 2019 15:07:34 +0000 wbastone 249895 at http://thesmokinggun.com Cops: Teen Posted Threat To Shoot Up Movie Theater On His Own Instagram Page http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/north-carolina/nc-movie-theater-threat-486019 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="164" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/infinityglovebustr.jpg?1570407617" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Nikolai James Dixon Jr., 16, is facing a felony cyberstalking charge.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/north-carolina/nc-movie-theater-threat-486019" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/north-carolina/nc-movie-theater-threat-486019#comments Instagram cyberstalking North Carolina teens Sun, 06 Oct 2019 00:20:21 +0000 wbastone 249890 at http://thesmokinggun.com Again, It Is A Terrible Idea To Call The Cops And Ask Them To Test Your Meth http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/alabama/meth-test-arrest-215760 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="163" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/bustrmethxx_0.jpg?1570214678" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>"I want this dope tested," Jennifer Colyne Hall, 48, told Alabama police who responded by arresting her on a felony narcotics charge.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/alabama/meth-test-arrest-215760" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/alabama/meth-test-arrest-215760#comments methamphetamine dumbass Alabama Fri, 04 Oct 2019 18:43:49 +0000 wbastone 249889 at http://thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-104905 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each suspect&#039;s alleged crime </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/oct419frontpggridzz.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-104905" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 04 Oct 2019 17:13:12 +0000 wbastone 249887 at http://thesmokinggun.com Mom Charged With Swapping Baby For Auto http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/child-swapped-for-plymouth-174908 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: North Carolinan sold child for Plymouth </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/thescreamfront_0_14.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>An indictment alleges that Alice Todd, 45, bartered her daughter, who was not yet one-year-old, for a 1992 Plymouth Laser.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/car-child-swap">Car Child Swap</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/child-swapped-for-plymouth-174908" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/child-swapped-for-plymouth-174908#comments Bizarre Crime North Carolina child sale Bad Moms Fri, 04 Oct 2019 14:27:59 +0000 wbastone 249882 at http://thesmokinggun.com Cops: Burglar Used Drone For Aerial Recon http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/portland-drone-arrest-529083 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Suspect charged with breaking into food trucks </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/portdrone19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>On the cutting edge of criminality, Oregonian Christopher Behurst, 34, allegedly scoped out his targets to confirm the coast was clear.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/portland-drone-arrest-529083" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/portland-drone-arrest-529083#comments Crime food carts drone burglary Oregon Portland Thu, 03 Oct 2019 18:13:52 +0000 wbastone 249878 at http://thesmokinggun.com Ohio Police Hunt For Speedo-Clad "Pervert" Haunting Kent State Sorority House http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/kent-state-university/kent-state-sorority-house-214083 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="148" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/redspeedo19.jpg?1570113368" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>The suspect was recorded prowling around the Alpha Phi house early Monday morning.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/kent-state-university/kent-state-sorority-house-214083" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/kent-state-university/kent-state-sorority-house-214083#comments Kent State University public indecency Speedo Ohio Thu, 03 Oct 2019 14:18:52 +0000 wbastone 249874 at http://thesmokinggun.com Wife Busted For Nerf Gun Pistol-Whipping http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/nerf-gun-battery-390274 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Woman, 40, attacked husband over infidelity </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/nerfguns19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>When Louisiana cops arrived at the crime scene, Ahn Pham was spotted in the driveway "holding two small plastic Nerf guns."</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/nerf-battery">Nerf Battery</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/nerf-gun-battery-390274" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/nerf-gun-battery-390274#comments Stupid Crime domestic battery Nerf Louisiana Wed, 02 Oct 2019 15:01:38 +0000 wbastone 249871 at http://thesmokinggun.com Man Called 911 To Report He "Had Narcotics On His Person," Police Say http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/man-reports-narcotics-on-his-person-873510 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="142" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/call911bustr_0.jpg?1569948483" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Joshua Simmons, 21, said he "wanted to go to jail," according to cops.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/man-reports-narcotics-on-his-person-873510" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/man-reports-narcotics-on-his-person-873510#comments Florida Man Florida dumbass marijuana Tue, 01 Oct 2019 16:32:58 +0000 wbastone 249868 at http://thesmokinggun.com Police: Burglar Got Off With 12" Adult Toy http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/north-carolina-burglary-185973 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Residential break-in netted suspect $30 vibrator </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/stolenwand12xx.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Investigators did not indicate whether the stolen item was new or used. Also, a report does not reveal if batteries were included.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/adult-toy-thief">Adult Toy Thief</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/north-carolina-burglary-185973" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/north-carolina-burglary-185973#comments Bizarre Crime sex toy North Carolina burglary Mon, 30 Sep 2019 17:06:31 +0000 wbastone 249865 at http://thesmokinggun.com Woman, 43, Arrested After Using Boyfriend’s Head As An Ashtray, Police Report http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/cigarette/forehead-ashtray-927045 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="144" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/busterashtray.jpg?1569614523" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Meet Heather Mayeux.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/cigarette/forehead-ashtray-927045" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/cigarette/forehead-ashtray-927045#comments cigarette Florida Woman Florida Fri, 27 Sep 2019 20:02:21 +0000 wbastone 249862 at http://thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-109275 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each suspect&#039;s alleged crime </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/sept27contfrtgridxx.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-109275" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 27 Sep 2019 15:23:23 +0000 wbastone 249860 at http://thesmokinggun.com Police: Bean Dip Was Spiked With Methamphetamine http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/bean-dip-meth-508216 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Woman charged with putting drug in grub </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/beandipmmm.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Oregonian Cassandra Medina-Hernandez, 38, is being held on several criminal counts, including reckless endangerment.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/meth-bean-dip">Meth Bean Dip</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/bean-dip-meth-508216" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/bean-dip-meth-508216#comments Crime methamphetamine bean dip Oregon Thu, 26 Sep 2019 23:08:18 +0000 wbastone 249856 at http://thesmokinggun.com Woman Finds Strangers Having Sex In Her Yard http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/more-fun-in-key-west-305912 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Just another sunny afternoon in Key West </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/floridasilho_4.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Investigators have filed felony and misdemeanor charges against lovebirds Stephen James Dean, 36, and Teresa Ann Behan, 49.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/key-west-strangers">Key West Strangers</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/more-fun-in-key-west-305912" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/more-fun-in-key-west-305912#comments Florida Sex indecent exposure trespassing Key West Public fornication Wed, 25 Sep 2019 16:52:28 +0000 wbastone 249853 at http://thesmokinggun.com It Is Never A Good Idea To Tell The Cops About The Contents Of Your "Felony Purse" http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/felony-purse-contents-673902 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="177" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/pursebustr19xx.jpg?1569271804" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Some things should be kept to yourself.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/felony-purse-contents-673902" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/felony-purse-contents-673902#comments felony purse Florida Florida Woman cocaine Mon, 23 Sep 2019 20:50:07 +0000 wbastone 249850 at http://thesmokinggun.com Teenager Charged For Domestic Tomato Assault http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-tomato-beef-650973 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Defendant wanted more than &quot;fair share&quot; </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/tomatobeef19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Katie Jade Gates, 19, attacked relatives after being denied "more than her fair share of tomatoes at the dinner table," police allege.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/tomato-beef">Tomato Beef</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-tomato-beef-650973" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-tomato-beef-650973#comments Stupid Crime tomato Florida Woman Florida Food Assault assault Mon, 23 Sep 2019 15:07:29 +0000 wbastone 249846 at http://thesmokinggun.com Girl, 4, Stabbed Boy, 9, In Head, Back While "Playing With Knives" http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/psl-child-stabbing-629475 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="177" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/knifebusster19.jpg?1569015708" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>The victim was flown this afternoon by helicopter to a hospital for treatment of injuries that are not believed to be life threatening.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/psl-child-stabbing-629475" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/psl-child-stabbing-629475#comments stabbing Port St. Lucie Florida Fri, 20 Sep 2019 21:30:59 +0000 wbastone 249843 at http://thesmokinggun.com Theft Suspect Caught Making Topless Getaway http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/topless-bicycle-getaway-920568 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Woman, 32, spotted riding bicycle sans shirt </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/bicyclefront19xxx.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Protip: After shoplifting merch, it is best not to flee on a bike, especially if you are a woman unencumbered by a shirt.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/topless-getaway">Topless Getaway</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/topless-bicycle-getaway-920568" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/topless-bicycle-getaway-920568#comments Stupid Crime bicycle Florida topless shoplifting Fri, 20 Sep 2019 18:50:05 +0000 wbastone 249840 at http://thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-920538 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each suspect&#039;s alleged crime </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/920frontcontgridxzxz.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-920538" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 20 Sep 2019 15:49:41 +0000 wbastone 249838 at http://thesmokinggun.com Accused Serial Flasher Tells Cops, "I Am Just An Asshole. What Can I Say?" http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/flasher/accused-serial-flasher-873052 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="181" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/flasherbustr.jpg?1568993263" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Meet Robert Digiacomo.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/flasher/accused-serial-flasher-873052" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/flasher/accused-serial-flasher-873052#comments Florida Man flasher indecent exposure Florida Fri, 20 Sep 2019 14:52:32 +0000 wbastone 249834 at http://thesmokinggun.com Woman Left Daughter, 3, In Car Outside Strip Club While She Danced, Cops Allege http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/child-neglect/stripper-busted-for-child-neglect-384692 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="176" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/strippolebustr19.jpg?1568933737" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>There is one less candidate for the 2019 Mother of the Year award after Manouchika Daniels's arrest yesterday at 3:45 AM outside the all-nude Vegas Cabaret in Lauderhill, Florida.</p> <p></p><p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/child-neglect/stripper-busted-for-child-neglect-384692" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/child-neglect/stripper-busted-for-child-neglect-384692#comments Florida Woman child neglect Florida Bad Moms stripper Thu, 19 Sep 2019 22:12:15 +0000 wbastone 249830 at http://thesmokinggun.com Cops: Nursing Aide Tried To Fellate Patient http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/florida-nursing-assistant-nabbed-185069 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Man victimized during annual physical </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/thescreamfront_0_13.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Roger Cala Martin, a 41-year-old certified nursing assistant, faces a felony sexual battery charge following his arrest Tuesday night.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/nurse-battery">Nurse Battery</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/florida-nursing-assistant-nabbed-185069" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/florida-nursing-assistant-nabbed-185069#comments Crime battery Florida Man Florida Thu, 19 Sep 2019 15:04:51 +0000 wbastone 249825 at http://thesmokinggun.com Woman Set Fire Trying To Burn Ex’s Love Letters http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/torched-love-letters-295873 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Nebraska blaze caused $4000 in damage </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/lovelettersfrt.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>The next time Ariauna Lillard, 19, wants to destroy an ex-beau's love notes, she will likely opt for a shredder, not a butane torch.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/love-letters-blaze">Love Letters Blaze</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/torched-love-letters-295873" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/torched-love-letters-295873#comments Stupid Crime love letters Lincoln fire Nebraska Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:09:46 +0000 wbastone 249821 at http://thesmokinggun.com Skateboarder, 23, Blames "Miniature Paul Blart" For His Arrest At Florida Mall http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/miniature-paul-blart-859032 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="197" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/busterblart.png?1568826724" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Security guards do not take kindly to comparisons to Kevin James.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/miniature-paul-blart-859032" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/miniature-paul-blart-859032#comments Paul Blart mall skateboarder Florida Man Florida Wed, 18 Sep 2019 17:11:41 +0000 wbastone 249818 at http://thesmokinggun.com Cops: Nursing Aide Admitted Assaulting Patients, Said He Had A "Fetish For Older Females Under His Care" http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/nursing-monster-394067 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="193" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/cnapin19x.jpg?1568817222" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Defendant Falo Kane, 32, has been a licensed certified nursing assistant since October 2006, according to Florida Department of Health records.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/nursing-monster-394067" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/nursing-monster-394067#comments Florida Florida Man assault Wed, 18 Sep 2019 14:07:59 +0000 wbastone 249814 at http://thesmokinggun.com "Very Clean" White Girl Cops To DUI Rap http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/clean-white-girl-cops-plea-813760 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> &quot;Thoroughbred&quot; tried to talk way out of bust </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/facepalm_28.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>The prospect of jail worried Lauren Cutshaw: "I don't wanna know what it's like. I'm a pretty girl. Please don't make me go in there."</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/clean-girl-plea">&quot;Clean Girl&quot; Plea </a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/clean-white-girl-cops-plea-813760" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/clean-white-girl-cops-plea-813760#comments Drunk Crime South Carolina clean white girl drunk driving Tue, 17 Sep 2019 16:46:01 +0000 wbastone 249811 at http://thesmokinggun.com Cuffed Suspects Caught Having Sex In Cop Car http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/the-amazing-lewdinis-139285 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair nabbed for riding bikes under influence </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/lewdiniart19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Megan Mondanaro, 35, and Aaron Thomas, 31, are jailed on a variety of charges following their alleged Friday night escapades.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/amazing-lewdinis">Amazing Lewdinis</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/the-amazing-lewdinis-139285" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/the-amazing-lewdinis-139285#comments Crime Florida Man Florida Woman Florida autoeroticism DUI Mon, 16 Sep 2019 20:02:21 +0000 wbastone 249806 at http://thesmokinggun.com Felony Charge Dropped In $5000 Tip Case http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/tip-case-dismissed-275930 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> After quarrel, woman used beau&#039;s credit card </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/savorcardfrt19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Serina Wolfe, 24, allegedly swiped the plastic and used it to pay for a $55.37 meal, on top of which she added a huge tip for a waitress.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/tip-case-dropped">Tip Case Dropped</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/tip-case-dismissed-275930" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/tip-case-dismissed-275930#comments Stupid Crime Buffalo Clearwater theft credit cards Florida Mon, 16 Sep 2019 14:38:35 +0000 wbastone 249803 at http://thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-913065 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each suspect&#039;s alleged crime </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/sept13frontpggridzz.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-913065" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 13 Sep 2019 14:55:26 +0000 wbastone 249800 at http://thesmokinggun.com "Captain America" Caught Trying To Burglarize Mississippi Property, Cops Report http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/burglary/captain-america-collared-485609 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="177" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/captamshield.jpg?1568381811" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Oh, how the mighty have fallen.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/burglary/captain-america-collared-485609" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/burglary/captain-america-collared-485609#comments Captain America Mississippi superhero burglary Fri, 13 Sep 2019 13:31:38 +0000 wbastone 249797 at http://thesmokinggun.com DEA: Illegal Ran Narcotics Ring From Ohio Jail http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/jailed-drug-trafficker-703942 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Mexican man used smuggled phone to traffic drugs </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/fakeoxy19ff.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Accused kingpin Jose Lozano-Leon, 41, communicated with an imprisoned cohort who also had a contraband cellphone.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/jailed-trafficker">Jailed Trafficker</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/jailed-drug-trafficker-703942" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/jailed-drug-trafficker-703942#comments Crime drug trafficking fentanyl methamphetamine DEA Ohio heroin Mexico Thu, 12 Sep 2019 21:55:24 +0000 wbastone 249793 at http://thesmokinggun.com North Carolina Woman, 56, Jailed After "Malicious Castration" Knife Attack On Husband http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/castration/frabutt-attack-073840 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="177" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/knifebuster19.jpg?1568161435" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Victoria Frabutt is locked up on a pair of felony charges in advance of an initial court appearance tomorrow.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/castration/frabutt-attack-073840" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/castration/frabutt-attack-073840#comments North Carolina castration Wed, 11 Sep 2019 00:13:42 +0000 wbastone 249789 at http://thesmokinggun.com Walter White Lookalike Sought For Violating Probation In Felony Meth Possession Case http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/breaking-bad/walter-white-lookalike-sought-278596 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="155" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/brbadlogo265.jpg?1568156981" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Todd Barrick is a wanted man.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/breaking-bad/walter-white-lookalike-sought-278596" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/breaking-bad/walter-white-lookalike-sought-278596#comments Breaking Bad methamphetamine Walter White Illinois Tue, 10 Sep 2019 22:54:56 +0000 wbastone 249785 at http://thesmokinggun.com Pistols Pulled Over Cold Food At McDonald's http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cold-burger-dopes-274910 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Drive-thru duo busted for hamburger beef </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/anewmcddrivethru19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Nobody has yet invented the hamburger worth a felony charge. Someone needs to tell dopes like Jawan Davis and Jordon Dunn.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/cold-burgers-bust">Cold Burgers Bust</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cold-burger-dopes-274910" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cold-burger-dopes-274910#comments Crime Florida Man drive-thru rage Florida McDonald's Tue, 10 Sep 2019 18:59:57 +0000 wbastone 249782 at http://thesmokinggun.com Cops: Bed Beef Sparked Woman's Attack On Wife http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/side-of-bed-battery-725938 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Victim was sleeping in spouse&#039;s &quot;spot on bed&quot; </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/bedshot19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Ashley Crampton, 33, was arrested yesterday for domestic battery following an altercation at a Budget Inn in Clearwater, Florida.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/bed-beef-bust">Bed Beef Bust</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/side-of-bed-battery-725938" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/side-of-bed-battery-725938#comments Stupid Crime domestic battery Florida Woman Florida Mon, 09 Sep 2019 17:24:27 +0000 wbastone 249779 at http://thesmokinggun.com Ex-Con, 48, Convicted Of "Wet Willy" Attack Is Back Behind Bars http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/wet-willy-probation-case-029576 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="132" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/pointingbuster.png?1567797551" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Joseph Sireci admitted to jamming a damp digit into his then-girlfriend's ear, but said he "didn't mean to upset her."</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/wet-willy-probation-case-029576" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/wet-willy-probation-case-029576#comments Florida Man battery wet Willy Florida Fri, 06 Sep 2019 19:17:45 +0000 wbastone 249774 at http://thesmokinggun.com Inmate Douses Prosecutor With Urine http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/courtroom-dousing-315902 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Attacker faced sentencing for attempted murder </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/thescreamfront_0_12.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Before Albert Narvaez, 28, could be sentenced, the Florida Man "threw urine fluid" in a prosecutor's mouth, investigators allege.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/courtroom-attack">Courtroom Attack</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/courtroom-dousing-315902" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/courtroom-dousing-315902#comments Revolting Crime Florida Florida Man urine Fri, 06 Sep 2019 15:46:23 +0000 wbastone 249771 at http://thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-961530 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each perp&#039;s alleged weapon </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/newsept619frtgridxx.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="269" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.</p> <p></p><p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-961530" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 06 Sep 2019 14:46:04 +0000 wbastone 249769 at http://thesmokinggun.com Cops: Louisiana Woman, 75, Busted For Having Drugs Smuggled Into Prison For Her Felonious Offspring http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/septuagenarian-smuggler-285096 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="217" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/suboxonebustr19.jpg?1567708755" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Septuagenarian Judy Futch was arrested yesterday on felony conspiracy and narcotics possession charges.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/septuagenarian-smuggler-285096" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/septuagenarian-smuggler-285096#comments Suboxone Louisiana contraband drug smuggling Thu, 05 Sep 2019 18:27:01 +0000 wbastone 249765 at http://thesmokinggun.com Story Of The Tryst In The Foggy Maserati http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/foggy-maserati-tryst-275931 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Duo caught sans clothes in police HQ lot </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/maseratilogo.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>A Michigan couple opted to get naked in a sports car in a police parking lot because "parking was free" and the lot was safe.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/foggy-maserati">Foggy Maserati</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/foggy-maserati-tryst-275931" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/foggy-maserati-tryst-275931#comments Stupid Crime disorderly conduct autoeroticism Michigan Thu, 05 Sep 2019 14:27:22 +0000 wbastone 249762 at http://thesmokinggun.com DEA Agents Detail The Final Days Of Rapper Mac Miller http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/california/mac-miller-final-days-213804 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="154" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/oxycodonesbustr.jpg?1567637385" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>A Hollywood Hills man was arrested today in connection with the overdose death last year of the 26-year-old recording star.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/california/mac-miller-final-days-213804" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/california/mac-miller-final-days-213804#comments Losa Angeles Mac Miller overdose fentanyl california Wed, 04 Sep 2019 21:55:06 +0000 wbastone 249758 at http://thesmokinggun.com Seven Boys Charged In Food Tampering http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/k-12/ohio-teen-tampering-649230 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Urine, semen placed in items served to teachers </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/thescreamfront_0_11.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>The Ohio juveniles were named in criminal complaints accusing them of assault and tampering in connection with the vile incidents.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/crepe-tampering">Crepe Tampering</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/k-12/ohio-teen-tampering-649230" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/k-12/ohio-teen-tampering-649230#comments K-12 Revolting crepes little monsters tainted food Ohio Tue, 03 Sep 2019 21:42:20 +0000 wbastone 249756 at http://thesmokinggun.com Some Nitwit Is Facing A Felony Collar Over The New Popeyes Chicken Sandwich http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/popeyes-pistolero-713402 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="179" alt="" src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/popeyeschix19.jpg?1567519556" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Texas cops are seeking to identify the man who pulled a gun at a Houston restaurant when told there were no more chicken sandwiches available.</p> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/popeyes-pistolero-713402" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/popeyes-pistolero-713402#comments Popeyes Chick-fil-A gun Houston Texas assault Tue, 03 Sep 2019 14:00:30 +0000 wbastone 249754 at http://thesmokinggun.com Cops: Suspect Hid Drugs Next To McNuggets http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mcnuggets-meth-639502 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Meth, fentanyl stashed with McDonald&#039;s grub </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/mcnuggetsbox19x.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Eric Little, 34, is facing felony raps after police found drugs and a syringe stored alongside America's favorite fried poultry delights.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/mcnuggets-meth">McNuggets Meth</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mcnuggets-meth-639502" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mcnuggets-meth-639502#comments Crime fentanyl drugs methamphetamine Florida McDonald's Chicken McNuggets Mon, 02 Sep 2019 18:36:15 +0000 wbastone 249751 at http://thesmokinggun.com