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Cops: Suspect Chewed, Ate Crack Pipe

wbastone — Mon, 15 Oct 2018 15:06:41 +0000

Suspect, 52, was bleeding from her mouth when apprehended

Dariel Hutton, 52, is locked up after she allegedly tried to destroy evidence by consuming a glass crack pipe late Friday evening, Florida police report.

Crack Pipe Consumed

Plea Copped In Autoerotic Encounter

wbastone — Fri, 12 Oct 2018 15:21:09 +0000

Kansan, 24, was caught trying to penetrate car

Ryan Malek, intoxicated and "oblivious," was arrested when police officers discovered him trying to have sex with an auto's tailpipe.

Tailpipe Plea

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 12 Oct 2018 14:29:46 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Man Arrested For Pelting His Mother With Sausages, Cops Report

wbastone — Thu, 11 Oct 2018 21:17:25 +0000

A police probe linked Hermes Callijas-Gasperin, 22, to Monday night’s attack inside the kitchen of the Florida home he shares with the victim.

Naked Tweaker Desecrated A Baptismal Font

wbastone — Wed, 10 Oct 2018 21:18:27 +0000

Cops: Man pleasured self in front of churchgoers

According to his Facebook page, North Dakotan Zachary Burdick is a "Rapper, Producer, Songwriter." He also uses methamphetamine.

Church Tweaker

South Carolina Nitwit, 19, Shoots Cousin, 17, For Eating His Potato Chips

wbastone — Wed, 10 Oct 2018 18:15:28 +0000

Ryan Langdale is facing an attempted murder charge in connection with last month's shooting of his kin.

Support Squirrel Prompts Plane Dispute

wbastone — Wed, 10 Oct 2018 15:15:49 +0000

Woman refused to leave jet when told of rodent ban

A passenger booked on a Frontier Airlines flight from Orlando to Cleveland was removed by police after an onboard confrontation.

Support Squirrel

Cops: Patron Groped Teenage McDonald’s Worker

wbastone — Fri, 05 Oct 2018 20:58:08 +0000

Defendant was in eatery with his four children

When confronted by management, John Francis Jones reportedly explained he "was just being friendly" when pawing the girl.

McDonald's Groper

Hickey King™ Is Sentenced Following Latest Collar In Kentucky

wbastone — Fri, 05 Oct 2018 17:16:47 +0000

An update on Mr. Micah Musser, 19, and his neck.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 05 Oct 2018 14:16:59 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each perp's alleged weapon

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.

Louisiana Man Tells Cops That A Ghost Planted Meth On Him

wbastone — Thu, 04 Oct 2018 17:42:17 +0000

For some reason, deputies still busted Michael Auttonberry, 59, for narcotics possession and criminal mischief.

"Dirty Dancing" Reenactment Is Panned By Cops

wbastone — Thu, 04 Oct 2018 15:34:52 +0000

Woman, 24, placed in corner of squad car

For some reason, tipsy Cindy Barrientos and a friend decided to mimic Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey inside a liquor store.

"Dirty Dancing" Duo

Cops: Man Stabbed Brother During Fight Over Who Ate "The Last Of The Ribs"

wbastone — Tue, 02 Oct 2018 19:57:58 +0000

Cale Jymm, 34, faces up to 12 years in prison if convicted of the assault on his brother Daniel, 35.

Mom Charged After Son, 10, Gets Tattooed

wbastone — Tue, 02 Oct 2018 16:52:27 +0000

Cops: Boy inked by unlicensed 16-year-old

Nikki Dickinson, 34, was charged with child endangerment after letting her son get tattooed by a teen amid "unsanitary conditions."

Boy Gets Tattooed

Florida Woman Ends Up Behind Bars After Robbery "Prank" Backfires

wbastone — Mon, 01 Oct 2018 21:45:58 +0000

Pedgie Georges, 22, was arrested Saturday after texting her boyfriend to falsely report an armed robbery was in progress at a Florida restaurant.

Cops: Woman Got All Slashy After Boyfriend Repeatedly Refused To Have Sex With Her

wbastone — Sat, 29 Sep 2018 20:26:13 +0000

Meet Katherine Nieves-Tavarez.

Man Bites Dog, Pleads Guilty To Felony Rap

wbastone — Fri, 28 Sep 2018 19:03:28 +0000

Nitwit injured Husky "to establish dominance"

In a plea deal, Patrick Campbell copped to animal cruelty and was sentenced to probation and 300 hours of community service.

Man Bites Dog

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 28 Sep 2018 17:20:57 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Cops Mediate Domestic Dispute Over Pimple That Needed To Be Popped

wbastone — Tue, 25 Sep 2018 21:31:09 +0000

The married couple advised that "the altercation was just verbal and never turned violent," police say.

Ballpark Worker Spit In Pizza, Video Shows

wbastone — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 17:32:39 +0000

Suspect, 20, fired from food job at Detroit stadium

Jaylon Kerley, who has been fired from his concessions job, will be charged tomorrow in connection with a vile tampering episode.

FBI: "Deep State" Dope Threatened YouTube Attack

wbastone — Fri, 21 Sep 2018 23:27:53 +0000

Suspect, 35, claimed he was "shadow-banned"

William Douglas, 35, believed he was targeted as part of a Deep State conspiracy, according to a felony criminal complaint.

"Deep State" Dimwit

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 21 Sep 2018 16:49:47 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

No Charges For Worker In Cold Cut Theft Case

wbastone — Thu, 20 Sep 2018 15:27:27 +0000

Market claimed employee ate $9200 worth of meat

The Giant Eagle chain opted not to pursue charges against Catherine Brenick, who reportedly copped to the cold cut spree.

Cold (Cut) Case Closed

Firebug Claims He Torched 135 Cars Because "Others" Used Vehicles For Sexual Liaisons

wbastone — Wed, 19 Sep 2018 16:04:32 +0000

Evon Stephens, 23, is locked up on a federal arson charge following Monday's massive blaze at a New York City shopping center.

Casdorph The Destroyer Back In Jail, Accused Of Huffing, Striking Mother With Spatula

wbastone — Tue, 18 Sep 2018 15:48:54 +0000

Glenn Allen Casdorph, 30, is being held in a West Virginia jail in lieu of $10,000 bail.

Police: Man Rubbed Produce On His Butt

wbastone — Tue, 18 Sep 2018 14:25:06 +0000

Virginia supermarket forced to destroy product

The suspect was seen "picking up produce, pulling down his pants, rubbing the produce on his buttocks, and replacing the produce."

Produce Defiler

Cops: Father Drove Teens To Park For Sex

wbastone — Mon, 17 Sep 2018 14:45:57 +0000

"They could be out there doing worse," man says

Defendant Laurence Mitchell told investigators that the two 15-year-olds "aren't out there stealing, they are just having sex."

"Do Their Thang"

A Subway T-Shirt Is An Odd Choice For Your Sex Offender Registry Photo

wbastone — Fri, 14 Sep 2018 17:25:35 +0000

Meet Daniel Audie Wayne Smith.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 14 Sep 2018 15:41:42 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Cops: Man Duped Caregivers Into Diaper Changes

wbastone — Thu, 13 Sep 2018 21:48:49 +0000

Arizonan nabbed for Down syndrome masquerade

Paul Menchaca, 31, was named this week in a criminal complaint charging him with sexual abuse and orchestrating a fraud.

Dirty Diaper Ruse

Quick, Someone Get This Anxiety-Ridden Guy A Fidget Spinner Or Some Xanax Bars

wbastone — Wed, 12 Sep 2018 21:38:05 +0000

Carlos Salvador, 20, has an unorthodox (and illegal) way of coping with his "anxiety."

Young Jackals Rob Convenience Store After Clerk Collapses To The Floor Unconscious

wbastone — Tue, 11 Sep 2018 21:56:00 +0000

Why bother to help a stricken man when you can instead steal stuff from him?

Cops: Argument Over Kaepernick Turned Violent

wbastone — Tue, 11 Sep 2018 17:02:02 +0000

Concrete contractor, 60, faces battery charge

Peter Jordan told police that he had "no intentions to hit anyone." Jordan was busted for being the fight's "primary aggressor."

Kaepernick Fight

Cokehead: Jailers Make Surprise Discovery When Prying Wig Off Inmate's Head

wbastone — Tue, 11 Sep 2018 15:19:00 +0000

Investigators allege that Rose Dawson, 30, had two baggies of cocaine under a wig glued to her scalp.

Theft Charge Possible In Cold (Cut) Case

wbastone — Mon, 10 Sep 2018 14:56:51 +0000

Cops: Grocery worker copped to noshing spree

An official with the Giant Eagle supermarket chain told Ohio police that the female suspect ate $9200 worth of sliced deli meat.

Cold (Cut) Case

Man, 19, Charged Over Offensive Arby's Sign Board

wbastone — Fri, 07 Sep 2018 16:45:53 +0000

Cops: Suspect created a "racial and sexist slur"

Usindini Christopher Colling-Harper reportedly thought his message was “funny.” The Minnesota resident now faces three criminal raps.

Arby's Defacement

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 07 Sep 2018 15:30:03 +0000

Pair up suspects with what they allegedly stole

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the perps with the items they were accused of pilfering.

Ohio Cop Sparks Her Taser To Awaken Sleeping High School Student

wbastone — Thu, 06 Sep 2018 17:59:46 +0000

The snoozing pupil awoke after Officer Maryssa Boskoski, 32, activated her Taser. The cop is now on unpaid leave as police investigate her conduct.

Man Arrested In Assault Of Dead Beaver

wbastone — Wed, 05 Sep 2018 15:27:10 +0000

Cops: Perp, 35, copped to animal encounter

Richard Delp is being held without bail following his arrest Monday evening on animal cruelty and methamphetamine possession raps.

Beaver Assault

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 31 Aug 2018 17:44:57 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Jackass Dumped Flour On Walmart Shopper's Head

wbastone — Fri, 31 Aug 2018 14:37:56 +0000

"Prankster" streamed attack on woman, 68

What kind of an asshole dumps a bag of flour on the head of an elderly woman shopping for her grandchildren at Walmart?

Dealer Complains Selling Meth Is "Hard Work"

wbastone — Thu, 30 Aug 2018 20:58:38 +0000

Break out tiny violins for woman facing drug raps

Lindsey Lowery is locked up in an Illinois county jail on $100,000 bond following her arrest on three felony narcotics charges.

Women Jailed After Snapchat Video Shows Three Small Children Smoking Blunt

wbastone — Wed, 29 Aug 2018 15:37:17 +0000

North Carolina cops last night arrested Michaela Pearson, 21, and Candice Little, 18, on multiple felony and misdemeanor charges in connection with the troubling video.

Sweet Bust Leaves Sour Taste For Cops

wbastone — Tue, 28 Aug 2018 21:42:51 +0000

13 pounds of sugar misidentified as fentanyl

North Carolina investigators have been forced to drop some felony charges against defendants busted in an undercover operation.

As Arrest Loomed, Florida Man Decided To Channel His Inner Michael Scott

wbastone — Tue, 28 Aug 2018 19:27:49 +0000

Meet Brandon McComas, an obvious fan of "The Office."

Flood Of FOIAs Is A Michigan Mystery

wbastone — Mon, 27 Aug 2018 18:19:11 +0000

Someone wants copies of each ballot cast in '16

Municipal clerks statewide are grappling with an expansive records request filed by a Delaware corporation formed just weeks ago.

Mystery FOIA

Camera Captures Balletic Felon's Handgun Toss

wbastone — Sun, 26 Aug 2018 18:06:34 +0000

FBI: Man nabbed after botched Walgreens robbery

While being pursued by police officers, Lamont Walker decided to ditch his loaded 9mm firearm. In the worst possible place.

Gun Tosser

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 24 Aug 2018 18:36:36 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Security Guard Abused Corpse At Memphis Hospital

wbastone — Fri, 24 Aug 2018 15:11:39 +0000

Cops: Man admitted vile act on dead woman

Cameron Wright is being held in a Tennessee jail on a felony charge after he reportedly confessed to abusing a corpse.

Corpse Abuse

Octogenarian In Topless Box Wine Bust

wbastone — Fri, 17 Aug 2018 18:15:34 +0000

Shirtless woman, 81, quaffed Sunset Blush

Tireless chroniclers of Floridian excess--from the petty to the felonious--like TSG have not previously seen such antics.

Topless Octogenarian