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Man Cops To Tool Time In Lowe's Display Shed

wbastone — Wed, 16 Jul 2025 16:24:36 +0000

Perp, 66, caught pleasuring self at home improvement retailer

With a tub of Vaseline at hand, James Kalliavas was found inside a store display shed with his pants and underwear at his ankles, according to Louisiana police.

Tool Time

Man Busted For Sex Toy Heists At Walmart

wbastone — Mon, 14 Jul 2025 18:45:22 +0000

Floridian, 40, jailed on pair of felony theft counts

Jeffrey Laforge allegedly swiped a variety of pleasure pieces--lube, vibrators, wands, and a $49.94 suction device--from the retailer.

Police: Speeding, Reckless Motorcyclist Is No King Of The World

wbastone — Mon, 14 Jul 2025 17:26:59 +0000

Damon Henkins, 34, was driving 105 mph "with his arms outstretched like he was ‘Jack on the Titanic,'" cops allege.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 11 Jul 2025 04:08:21 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Cops: Naked Duo Was Having Sex In Stolen RV

wbastone — Thu, 10 Jul 2025 16:49:34 +0000

Couple's moving vehicle was pulled over in W.V.

A patrolman stopped the RV after observing the male driver being straddled by his female passenger, who appeared intoxicated.

West Virginia RV

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 04 Jul 2025 05:26:58 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Lottery Winner Has Dizzying Criminal Record

wbastone — Wed, 02 Jul 2025 04:45:35 +0000

"Persistent felony offender” nabbed $167.3 million

James Farthing, 50, has been locked up in at least 25 different Kentucky prisons, where he has spent nearly 30 years behind bars.

James Farthing

Stab Victim's Secret Stash Was Stumbled Upon During Surgery

wbastone — Mon, 30 Jun 2025 15:17:47 +0000

A Florida nurse made a surprising discovery during a surgery earlier this month.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 27 Jun 2025 04:01:50 +0000

Pair up suspects with what they allegedly stole

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the accused with the items they were busted for pilfering.

Nurse Cops Plea Deal Over Cheesy Nachos Battery

wbastone — Wed, 25 Jun 2025 21:05:46 +0000

Allyson Swan, 39, was arrested last month after shoving cheesy nachos down her wife's leggings during a 3 AM domestic dispute.

Nurse Cops Plea In Dog Abandonment

wbastone — Wed, 25 Jun 2025 16:32:11 +0000

Woman left pet at airport, flew to Mexican vacation

Allison Lyn Gaiser, 46, left her French Bulldog at the Pittsburgh airport before going on vacation, according to court records.

Abandoned Dog Plea

Cops: Half-Naked Iowa Woman, 21, Caught Burning Stolen American Flags At 4:25 AM

wbastone — Fri, 20 Jun 2025 22:12:17 +0000

Meet Brianna Laird.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 20 Jun 2025 12:24:37 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Police Video Caught Diamond Swallower In Act

wbastone — Thu, 19 Jun 2025 14:05:04 +0000

Suspect consumed $770k worth of stolen baubles

"He swallowed those earrings," one Florida Highway Patrol trooper declared as he and other officers struggled with Jaythan Gilder.

Gilder Case Update

Cops: Florida Man Has Dialed 911 16,000 Times

wbastone — Mon, 16 Jun 2025 19:28:54 +0000

“Recurring caller” busted for harassing neighbor

Samuel Lee Thomas, 72, allegedly used the police emergency line to stalk and harass the victim through the false report of crimes.

Accused 911 Stalker

Celebrating A Wedding With Some Gunfire

wbastone — Fri, 13 Jun 2025 20:13:34 +0000

Cops: Shots came from rented Lamborghini

As far as wedding celebrations go, when did throwing rice get replaced by firing gunshots out of a moving supercar?

Lambo Gun

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 13 Jun 2025 11:36:48 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Immigration Vigilante Busted For Harassing Hispanic Family At Missouri Park

wbastone — Thu, 12 Jun 2025 18:30:04 +0000

Dean Murphree, 61, allegedly menaced a Hispanic family and yelled that, "they better be legal," according to police.

Cops: Man, 70, Peed On Spam, Vienna Sausages

wbastone — Wed, 11 Jun 2025 15:35:35 +0000

Retiree accused of $10K contamination at Sam's Club

Patrick Mitchell has pleaded not guilty to relieving himself on a pair of pallets containing the canned goods at a warehouse outlet.

Sam's Club Spammer

Still No Sex In The Champagne Room

wbastone — Mon, 09 Jun 2025 18:28:54 +0000

Cops: Saudi, 21, called 911 over "service" denial

Sultan Alnofaie dialed the police emergency line seeking redress after he paid $300 for a private room and did not receive any sex.

Trip To OZ

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 06 Jun 2025 14:15:10 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Armed DoorDash Dope Busted Over Tip Demand

wbastone — Thu, 05 Jun 2025 14:50:02 +0000

Driver claimed he was "cheated" of cash gratuity

"I shouldn't have come back," Robert Delehant, 59, reportedly told Vancouver, Washington police after returning to a client's residence.

DoorDash Dope

Pool Float Pervert Pleads To Felony Charges

wbastone — Mon, 02 Jun 2025 19:18:39 +0000

Man, 41, pleasured self with purloined plastic

Christopher Monnin "requires specialized treatment for a mental disorder that is unrelated to substance abuse or addiction."

Pool Pervert Plea

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 30 May 2025 13:19:05 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each perp's alleged weapon

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.

After Fondling Ferret, Suspect Stole Weasel

wbastone — Thu, 29 May 2025 17:27:26 +0000

Man shoved the stolen pet down his shorts

Is that a ferret in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Cops are looking for a suspect who fled Petland with a $650 weasel.

Ferret Thief

Ex-Con Arrested For Prison Drone Drops, Cops Say

wbastone — Fri, 23 May 2025 16:57:23 +0000

Prison was target of repeated aerial deliveries

Kaheid Ash, 46, who spent 19 years behind bars, has been arrested for allegedly using a drone to deliver contraband.

Ex-Con Drone

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 23 May 2025 12:42:05 +0000

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Ex-Con Falls Victim To Hot Chip Challenge

wbastone — Thu, 22 May 2025 21:47:42 +0000

Parolee washed down spicy chip with banned beer

Barred from drinking alcohol, parolee Darin Deilkes, 36, was recorded swigging a Corona due to the spicy chip "being so hot."

One Chip Collar

Police: Seattle Pervert, 46, Lives Up To His Name

wbastone — Thu, 22 May 2025 15:32:37 +0000

A registered sex offender who calls himself “Master Baiter” has again been arrested for indecent exposure.

Cops: "MAGA" Hat Triggered Attack On Man, 72

wbastone — Wed, 21 May 2025 18:00:41 +0000

Woman, 33, questioned victim's Trump support

While arguing about "the victim wearing a 'MAGA' hat," Laura Garrett allegedly hit the man "with a can she was holding."

MAGA Hat Battery

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 16 May 2025 04:35:27 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Suspect Found With Tool Inside Display Shed

wbastone — Wed, 14 May 2025 17:24:20 +0000

Cops: Man, 66, caught pleasuring himself at Lowe's

Do not get caught sans pants inside a small storage shed. Especially if it is on the premises of a home improvement store.

Nebraskan Jailed For Lightsaber Attacks

wbastone — Fri, 09 May 2025 20:24:34 +0000

Cops: Defendant, 25, struck neighbor and her child

After the police force was with him, Aidan Orion White was arrested on a pair of felony assault charges that now have him behind bars.

Lightsaber Assault

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 09 May 2025 14:20:12 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Police: Nurse Battered Her Wife With Cheesy Nachos

wbastone — Wed, 07 May 2025 18:41:57 +0000

Domestic row triggered by 3 AM jibe

Allyson Swan, 39, allegedly “grabbed a handful of the cheesy nachos” and shoved them down the back of her spouse's leggings.

Nachos Battery

Married Couple Fingered For Lewd Conduct At Florida Bar

wbastone — Wed, 07 May 2025 14:37:09 +0000

Meet Ryan Cook and Kimberley Morey.

Police: Fiend Relieved Himself In Church Font

wbastone — Mon, 05 May 2025 20:06:18 +0000

Man, 51, charged with desecrating Catholic church

Sex offender Jesse Sokoll is charged with intentional desecration of a venerated object for a vile incident in York, Pennsylvania.

Holy Water Desecration

Cops: Walmart Shoplifter, 73, Claimed The Devil Made Her Do It

wbastone — Mon, 05 May 2025 18:18:13 +0000

While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.

Drunk, Pantless Man Told Police His Name Was "Charles Dickens"

wbastone — Fri, 02 May 2025 21:06:57 +0000

Vincent Conroy, 56, was arrested early Wednesday and spent a day in the local bleak house before being released from custody.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 02 May 2025 13:11:51 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Powerball Winner Behind Bars For Battering Cop

wbastone — Thu, 01 May 2025 18:43:42 +0000

Ex-con jailed days after claiming $167.3 million

James Farthing, 50, received a check from the Kentucky Lottery on Monday. A day later, he allegedly kicked an officer in the face.

Powerball Perp

Husband Busted In Fight Over Thermostat

wbastone — Tue, 29 Apr 2025 18:32:02 +0000

Man, 87, battered wife, 85, over AC, cops say

Long a source of marital strife, control of the thermostat triggered a confrontation Monday between Charles Ingram and his spouse.

Thermostat Bust

Woman, 88, Busted For Scooter Crash

wbastone — Fri, 25 Apr 2025 15:35:12 +0000

Cops: Driver fled after plowing into victim, 77

Retired octogenarian Carolyn Siegrist struck Laverne Hampton’s mobility scooter in the parking lot of a Sam’s Club location.

Immobility

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 25 Apr 2025 11:59:14 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each perp's alleged weapon

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.

Literally, Don't Have A Cow, New York Man!

wbastone — Tue, 22 Apr 2025 19:44:56 +0000

Brother, 38, catches legal ricochet shot

In a written statement, Mark Banks confessed, "The State Police found some videos on my device today involving sex with animals."

Cowabusta

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 18 Apr 2025 05:14:56 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

New Pee Spree Counts For OnlyFans Model

wbastone — Wed, 16 Apr 2025 17:46:13 +0000

Investigators: Woman, 24, targeted Granite State hotel

Charges are piling up for Kelli Tedford, the New Hampshire resident who described herself as a "submissive pixie" in an online account.

Hotel Pee Spree

Keystone Crap: Woman Busted For Beer Cave Defile

wbastone — Tue, 15 Apr 2025 20:38:23 +0000

Store cameras caught defendant in the act

Crystal Gauss is charged with several crimes, including lewdness and creating a "hazardous and physically offensive condition."

Beer Cave Outrage

Driver Blames Kum & Go Crash On His Crocs

wbastone — Fri, 11 Apr 2025 20:34:21 +0000

Cops: Man, 60, said he "freaked out" and fled

After plowing his truck into the store’s front windows, Dale Hamit told investigators he fled the Springfield, Missouri crash scene.

Crocs Alibi

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 11 Apr 2025 04:00:28 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.