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Cops: Former Miss Kentucky Sent Boy Nudes

wbastone — Fri, 07 Dec 2018 21:34:07 +0000

Recipient, 15, went to middle school where accused teaches

Ramsey Bearse, 28, reportedly copped to sending topless photos via Snapchat to a child who once attended the West Virginia school where she teaches.

Miss Kentucky Busted

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 07 Dec 2018 16:10:13 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Tattooed Ohio Woman Can Now Show Off Facial Ink In The Clink

wbastone — Thu, 06 Dec 2018 18:46:38 +0000

Meet Alyssa Breanne Zebrasky.

The "World’s Dumbest Criminal" Cops To Stealing Weed Trimmer, Lawnmower From Walmart

wbastone — Wed, 05 Dec 2018 23:25:37 +0000

Michael Taber, 46, offered up a withering self-assessment following his arrest earlier this year for grand theft.

Cops: Woman Tried To Force Oral Activity

wbastone — Wed, 05 Dec 2018 19:41:53 +0000

Naked defendant was sitting on man's face

Cops busted Amy Nicole Parrino, 43, on sexual abuse and assault raps after she allegedly victimized the man with whom she lives.

Eat My...

Deer Crashes Through Patrol Car Window In Bizarre South Carolina Accident

wbastone — Tue, 04 Dec 2018 22:22:56 +0000

The animal was launched into the air after being struck by another motorist, cops say.

Cops Memorialize The Sage Words Of Florida Man

wbastone — Tue, 04 Dec 2018 20:08:05 +0000

Ex-con, 52, was caught having sex on beach

Tommy Lee Hampton is again locked up for violating a court injunction barring him from contact with his "old lady."

Some Pussy

Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act

wbastone — Mon, 03 Dec 2018 21:40:17 +0000

It is unclear whether accused john Frank Caponi, 57, already possessed the hamburger or was prepared to procure one pre-fellatio.

DUI Suspect Floats "Ace Ventura" Defense

wbastone — Sun, 02 Dec 2018 23:35:12 +0000

Man said broken wipers forced his hand

Nebraskan Rocky Dumais, 26, told cops that he was driving at 1 AM with his head out the window when he crashed into a tree.

Ace Ventura

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 30 Nov 2018 18:12:14 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the perps with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Iowa Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure After Putting The X In UberX

wbastone — Wed, 28 Nov 2018 19:54:27 +0000

Christopher Jensen, 27, allegedly asked a driver, "Do you want to touch it?"

Woman Arrested After Gas Leak At Dollar General

wbastone — Wed, 28 Nov 2018 15:01:58 +0000

Cops: Shopper pulled knife after fart comments

Shanetta Wilson, 37, allegedly threatened to "gut" a male victim who objected to her passing gas while in the checkout line.

Gas Leak

Man Behind Bars Following Arrest In Bizarre Potato Rage Incident

wbastone — Tue, 27 Nov 2018 01:53:39 +0000

Police allege that Kenneth Crumpton, 36, got all stabby over an undercooked spud.

Cops: Woman Battered Man Over Rejection

wbastone — Mon, 26 Nov 2018 16:24:34 +0000

Floridian again busted over spurned advances

For the second time in a year, Rebecca Phelps has been charged with attacking a man who declined her amorous advances.

Tipsy Floridian

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 23 Nov 2018 18:40:27 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Woman Charged In Chinese Food Battery On Beau

wbastone — Wed, 21 Nov 2018 20:38:40 +0000

Wanton attack occurred at Florida mobile home park

Donna Lee Gramley, 65, was charged with domestic battery and resisting after a confrontation in Tarpon Springs, Florida.

Wanton Attack

Cops: Mother Drove For Two Miles With Son, 12, On Auto's Hood

wbastone — Tue, 20 Nov 2018 19:28:23 +0000

The child, Pennsylvania police report, jumped atop the car after refusing to go into a dentist’s office.

Miniature Horse Lover Gets Corralled

wbastone — Tue, 20 Nov 2018 14:52:41 +0000

Cops: Creepy Floridian, 21, gave confession

Nicholas Anthony Sardo is facing four criminal charges--all misdemeanors--in connection with sexual contact with a pony.

Mini Horse Lover

Burglary Nets Pizzas, Hot Dogs, Human Remains

wbastone — Mon, 19 Nov 2018 21:47:24 +0000

Ashes were taken from storage container

Among the items stolen during Saturday's break-in at a South Carolina residence were the ashes of one tenant's grandfather.

Remains Burgled

Man Asks Cops To Arrest Him For Child Porn

wbastone — Fri, 16 Nov 2018 17:12:32 +0000

Floridian, 24, showed illicit pix he downloaded

Cory Hinsch pressed his phone up to a glass divider and showed a desk officer one photo he admitted finding on the "dark web."

Man Demands Arrest

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 16 Nov 2018 15:29:07 +0000

Pair mug shots with each perp's handle

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align each of the defendants with their respective nickname or alias.

Cops: McDonald's Worker Charged In Bacon Attack

wbastone — Thu, 15 Nov 2018 17:31:17 +0000

Cook tried to shove hot bacon in manager's face

Tequila Cohen, 33, told cops that Josefina Jimenez tried to force-feed her "hot crispy bacon" during a work confrontation.

McDonald's Bacon Assault

Wedding Crash Was Last Dance For Woman, 46

wbastone — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 23:51:37 +0000

Floridian sought to dance with newlyweds

Christine Chandler was arrested Sunday evening after entering a Lions Club reception and heading for the venue's dance floor.

Wedding Crasher

Florida Woman, 42, Nabbed After Brazen Crustacean Heist At Red Lobster

wbastone — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 22:20:24 +0000

Kimberly Gabel was nabbed Saturday afternoon following the caper at a restaurant in St. Petersburg.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 09 Nov 2018 16:36:23 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Cops Bust Man Who Said Name Was "Ben Dover"

wbastone — Thu, 08 Nov 2018 20:59:12 +0000

At least perp did not claim to be Heywood Jablome

Andrew Leighton was arrested Tuesday evening on an obstruction charge after providing police officers with a terribly phony name.

"Ben Dover" Busted

Man Appears Overjoyed Following Arrest For Threatening To Shoot Up A Voting Site

wbastone — Wed, 07 Nov 2018 16:15:35 +0000

Meet Christopher Queen.

Cops: Boyfriend Busted For Hot Pockets Battery

wbastone — Tue, 06 Nov 2018 21:25:17 +0000

Wyoming woman, 28, was battered by beau

Upon responding to an assault call, police discovered the victim with "Hot Pocket shrapnel all over her neck and shirt."

Hot Pockets Battery

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Sat, 03 Nov 2018 04:00:41 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Cops: Perp Wore Oversized Dog's Head Costume

wbastone — Fri, 02 Nov 2018 15:25:18 +0000

Texas woman, 30, was disguised during robbery

After leading Houston police on a car chase, Colleen Dickens emerged from her auto wearing a mascot-sized dog's head.

Dog's Head Robber

It Does Not Get Much More Florida Than This

wbastone — Thu, 01 Nov 2018 14:51:34 +0000

Woman, 24, arrested for meth, child neglect

While Florida Man piles up all the headlines, Florida Woman has proven to be just as big a public menace, arrest reports show.

Perfect Florida

Indiana Man Contacts Police With Complaint About His Crack Dealer

wbastone — Tue, 30 Oct 2018 19:11:45 +0000

Kenneth Dewayne Woods, 62, yesterday told Evansville cops that his narcotics supplier wanted to get paid.

Man Dressed As Dinosaur Nabbed For Battery

wbastone — Mon, 29 Oct 2018 20:40:48 +0000

Cops: Floridian in inflatable outfit attacked girlfriend

Patrick Gallway, 19, was busted upon his return from a Halloween bash. A cop spotted "an inflatable dinosaur costume" inside his car.

Dinosaur Attack

South Carolina Threesome Goes Very Wrong

wbastone — Fri, 26 Oct 2018 19:36:16 +0000

Cops: Man said woman tried to bite off his member

After arriving at a South Carolina residence in response to a 911 call, officers encountered a bloody woman crawling on all fours.

Threesome Nightmare

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 26 Oct 2018 14:32:47 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each perp's alleged weapon

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.

Udderly Nuts: Walmart Thief Dressed As Cow

wbastone — Wed, 24 Oct 2018 20:15:25 +0000

Woman, 27, nabbed wearing Holstein costume

After being busted for the theft of Flonase allergy medicine, Ashley Curry told an Arkansas cop he could "suck a pink cow udder."

Udderly Insane

FBI: Accused In-Flight Groper Floated "Trump Defense" Following His Arrest

wbastone — Tue, 23 Oct 2018 14:59:00 +0000

While handcuffed in a squad car, Bruce Alexander, 49, declared that, "the President of the United States says it’s ok to grab women by their private parts."

Plea Deal For Flier Who Peed Inside Aircraft

wbastone — Mon, 22 Oct 2018 22:16:46 +0000

Colorado man, 46, was busted for in-flight antics

Originally charged with a federal felony, Michael Allen Haag is now only facing a reduced count of simple assault, a misdemeanor.

In-Flight Pee Plea

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

drupaladmin1 — Fri, 19 Oct 2018 05:25:48 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Cops: Presidential Helo Mechanic In Meth Bust

wbastone — Thu, 18 Oct 2018 19:44:48 +0000

Defendant, 30, works for Sikorsky Aircraft

Cody Haynes last night called 911 to report that three armed men were holding his family hostage inside their Florida home.

Meth Invaders

Couple Pleads To Sex Act At Tex-Mex Joint

wbastone — Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:31:05 +0000

Texas duo trysted in booth while diners watched

In front of offended patrons at the Baby Acapulco eatery, Jonathan Hightower, 32, and Lashanda Fisher, 29, had an X-rated encounter.

Tex-Mex Sex Pleas

Iowa Man Trashes Hospital While Being Treated For Consuming A Tide Pod

wbastone — Mon, 15 Oct 2018 17:32:14 +0000

Brandon McVay, 26, is facing a felony charge after allegedly trashing a Council Bluffs hospital earlier this month.

Cops: Suspect Chewed, Ate Crack Pipe

wbastone — Mon, 15 Oct 2018 15:06:41 +0000

Suspect, 52, was bleeding from her mouth

Dariel Hutton, 52, is locked up after she allegedly tried to destroy evidence by consuming a glass crack pipe late Friday evening.

Crack Pipe Consumed

Plea Copped In Autoerotic Encounter

wbastone — Fri, 12 Oct 2018 15:21:09 +0000

Kansan, 24, was caught trying to penetrate car

Ryan Malek, intoxicated and "oblivious," was arrested when police officers discovered him trying to have sex with an auto's tailpipe.

Tailpipe Plea

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 12 Oct 2018 14:29:46 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Man Arrested For Pelting His Mother With Sausages, Cops Report

wbastone — Thu, 11 Oct 2018 21:17:25 +0000

A police probe linked Hermes Callijas-Gasperin, 22, to Monday night’s attack inside the kitchen of the Florida home he shares with the victim.

Naked Tweaker Desecrated A Baptismal Font

wbastone — Wed, 10 Oct 2018 21:18:27 +0000

Cops: Man pleasured self in front of churchgoers

According to his Facebook page, North Dakotan Zachary Burdick is a "Rapper, Producer, Songwriter." He also uses methamphetamine.

Church Tweaker

South Carolina Nitwit, 19, Shoots Cousin, 17, For Eating His Potato Chips

wbastone — Wed, 10 Oct 2018 18:15:28 +0000

Ryan Langdale is facing an attempted murder charge in connection with last month's shooting of his kin.

Support Squirrel Prompts Plane Dispute

wbastone — Wed, 10 Oct 2018 15:15:49 +0000

Woman refused to leave jet when told of rodent ban

A passenger booked on a Frontier Airlines flight from Orlando to Cleveland was removed by police after an onboard confrontation.

Support Squirrel

Cops: Patron Groped Teenage McDonald’s Worker

wbastone — Fri, 05 Oct 2018 20:58:08 +0000

Defendant was in eatery with his four children

When confronted by management, John Francis Jones reportedly explained he "was just being friendly" when pawing the girl.

McDonald's Groper