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Guilty Plea In Oral Demands Assault Case

wbastone — Mon, 14 Oct 2019 18:37:52 +0000

Naked woman sat on man's face and sought sex act, cops charged

After battering her boyfriend, Missourian Amy Parrino, 44, pushed him to ground and proceeded to sit on the victim's face and demand, "Eat my pussy."

Face Sit Plea

Underage Bar Patron Busted For "McLovin" License

wbastone — Fri, 11 Oct 2019 17:08:24 +0000

Iowa collegian, 20, busted for fake ID

After seizing the phony Hawaii driver's license, cops called dispatch, which "ran a query of the ID which returned no results."

McLovin ID Bust

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 11 Oct 2019 14:07:31 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each perp's alleged weapon

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.

Police: Man Stole From Grandma's Underwear

wbastone — Thu, 10 Oct 2019 20:10:44 +0000

Money forcibly taken from kin’s undergarments

Jared Otte, 19, allegedly entered his grandmother’s house and demanded money. When rebuffed, Otte took cash from her undies.

Grandma's Drawers

Florida Kook, 71, Gets 30 Days In Jail For Water Pisstol Attack On Female Neighbor

wbastone — Wed, 09 Oct 2019 16:35:08 +0000

"I lost my fucking temper and shot her in the face with my squirt gun filled with piss," Joel Benjamin told TSG following his arrest.

Woman Pleads To Owning Drug In Body Cavity

wbastone — Tue, 08 Oct 2019 21:03:06 +0000

Louisianan had disavowed meth inside vagina

In a plea deal, Ashley Rolland, 24, copped to a felony narcotics charge for which she was sentenced to four months in jail.

Hidden Meth Plea

Trump Fan Jailed Over Bumper Sticker Rage

wbastone — Tue, 08 Oct 2019 15:07:34 +0000

Cops: Man flashed gun to Warren backer

Joseph Schumacher, 27, is in a Minnesota jail following his arrest for allegedly directing terroristic threats at a female victim.

Bumper Sticker Rage

Cops: Teen Posted Threat To Shoot Up Movie Theater On His Own Instagram Page

wbastone — Sun, 06 Oct 2019 00:20:21 +0000

Nikolai James Dixon Jr., 16, is facing a felony cyberstalking charge.

Again, It Is A Terrible Idea To Call The Cops And Ask Them To Test Your Meth

wbastone — Fri, 04 Oct 2019 18:43:49 +0000

"I want this dope tested," Jennifer Colyne Hall, 48, told Alabama police who responded by arresting her on a felony narcotics charge.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 04 Oct 2019 17:13:12 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Mom Charged With Swapping Baby For Auto

wbastone — Fri, 04 Oct 2019 14:27:59 +0000

Cops: North Carolinan sold child for Plymouth

An indictment alleges that Alice Todd, 45, bartered her daughter, who was not yet one-year-old, for a 1992 Plymouth Laser.

Car Child Swap

Cops: Burglar Used Drone For Aerial Recon

wbastone — Thu, 03 Oct 2019 18:13:52 +0000

Suspect charged with breaking into food trucks

On the cutting edge of criminality, Oregonian Christopher Behurst, 34, allegedly scoped out his targets to confirm the coast was clear.

Ohio Police Hunt For Speedo-Clad "Pervert" Haunting Kent State Sorority House

wbastone — Thu, 03 Oct 2019 14:18:52 +0000

The suspect was recorded prowling around the Alpha Phi house early Monday morning.

Wife Busted For Nerf Gun Pistol-Whipping

wbastone — Wed, 02 Oct 2019 15:01:38 +0000

Woman, 40, attacked husband over infidelity

When Louisiana cops arrived at the crime scene, Ahn Pham was spotted in the driveway "holding two small plastic Nerf guns."

Nerf Battery

Man Called 911 To Report He "Had Narcotics On His Person," Police Say

wbastone — Tue, 01 Oct 2019 16:32:58 +0000

Joshua Simmons, 21, said he "wanted to go to jail," according to cops.

Police: Burglar Got Off With 12" Adult Toy

wbastone — Mon, 30 Sep 2019 17:06:31 +0000

Residential break-in netted suspect $30 vibrator

Investigators did not indicate whether the stolen item was new or used. Also, a report does not reveal if batteries were included.

Adult Toy Thief

Woman, 43, Arrested After Using Boyfriend’s Head As An Ashtray, Police Report

wbastone — Fri, 27 Sep 2019 20:02:21 +0000

Meet Heather Mayeux.

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 27 Sep 2019 15:23:23 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Police: Bean Dip Was Spiked With Methamphetamine

wbastone — Thu, 26 Sep 2019 23:08:18 +0000

Woman charged with putting drug in grub

Oregonian Cassandra Medina-Hernandez, 38, is being held on several criminal counts, including reckless endangerment.

Meth Bean Dip

Woman Finds Strangers Having Sex In Her Yard

wbastone — Wed, 25 Sep 2019 16:52:28 +0000

Just another sunny afternoon in Key West

Investigators have filed felony and misdemeanor charges against lovebirds Stephen James Dean, 36, and Teresa Ann Behan, 49.

Key West Strangers

It Is Never A Good Idea To Tell The Cops About The Contents Of Your "Felony Purse"

wbastone — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 20:50:07 +0000

Some things should be kept to yourself.

Teenager Charged For Domestic Tomato Assault

wbastone — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 15:07:29 +0000

Cops: Defendant wanted more than "fair share"

Katie Jade Gates, 19, attacked relatives after being denied "more than her fair share of tomatoes at the dinner table," police allege.

Tomato Beef

Girl, 4, Stabbed Boy, 9, In Head, Back While "Playing With Knives"

wbastone — Fri, 20 Sep 2019 21:30:59 +0000

The victim was flown this afternoon by helicopter to a hospital for treatment of injuries that are not believed to be life threatening.

Theft Suspect Caught Making Topless Getaway

wbastone — Fri, 20 Sep 2019 18:50:05 +0000

Woman, 32, spotted riding bicycle sans shirt

Protip: After shoplifting merch, it is best not to flee on a bike, especially if you are a woman unencumbered by a shirt.

Topless Getaway

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 20 Sep 2019 15:49:41 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

Accused Serial Flasher Tells Cops, "I Am Just An Asshole. What Can I Say?"

wbastone — Fri, 20 Sep 2019 14:52:32 +0000

Meet Robert Digiacomo.

Woman Left Daughter, 3, In Car Outside Strip Club While She Danced, Cops Allege

wbastone — Thu, 19 Sep 2019 22:12:15 +0000

There is one less candidate for the 2019 Mother of the Year award after Manouchika Daniels's arrest yesterday at 3:45 AM outside the all-nude Vegas Cabaret in Lauderhill, Florida.

Cops: Nursing Aide Tried To Fellate Patient

wbastone — Thu, 19 Sep 2019 15:04:51 +0000

Man victimized during annual physical

Roger Cala Martin, a 41-year-old certified nursing assistant, faces a felony sexual battery charge following his arrest Tuesday night.

Nurse Battery

Woman Set Fire Trying To Burn Ex’s Love Letters

wbastone — Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:09:46 +0000

Cops: Nebraska blaze caused $4000 in damage

The next time Ariauna Lillard, 19, wants to destroy an ex-beau's love notes, she will likely opt for a shredder, not a butane torch.

Love Letters Blaze

Skateboarder, 23, Blames "Miniature Paul Blart" For His Arrest At Florida Mall

wbastone — Wed, 18 Sep 2019 17:11:41 +0000

Security guards do not take kindly to comparisons to Kevin James.

Cops: Nursing Aide Admitted Assaulting Patients, Said He Had A "Fetish For Older Females Under His Care"

wbastone — Wed, 18 Sep 2019 14:07:59 +0000

Defendant Falo Kane, 32, has been a licensed certified nursing assistant since October 2006, according to Florida Department of Health records.

"Very Clean" White Girl Cops To DUI Rap

wbastone — Tue, 17 Sep 2019 16:46:01 +0000

"Thoroughbred" tried to talk way out of bust

The prospect of jail worried Lauren Cutshaw: "I don't wanna know what it's like. I'm a pretty girl. Please don't make me go in there."

"Clean Girl" Plea

Cuffed Suspects Caught Having Sex In Cop Car

wbastone — Mon, 16 Sep 2019 20:02:21 +0000

Pair nabbed for riding bikes under influence

Megan Mondanaro, 35, and Aaron Thomas, 31, are jailed on a variety of charges following their alleged Friday night escapades.

Amazing Lewdinis

Felony Charge Dropped In $5000 Tip Case

wbastone — Mon, 16 Sep 2019 14:38:35 +0000

After quarrel, woman used beau's credit card

Serina Wolfe, 24, allegedly swiped the plastic and used it to pay for a $55.37 meal, on top of which she added a huge tip for a waitress.

Tip Case Dropped

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 13 Sep 2019 14:55:26 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each suspect's alleged crime

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.

"Captain America" Caught Trying To Burglarize Mississippi Property, Cops Report

wbastone — Fri, 13 Sep 2019 13:31:38 +0000

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

DEA: Illegal Ran Narcotics Ring From Ohio Jail

wbastone — Thu, 12 Sep 2019 21:55:24 +0000

Mexican man used smuggled phone to traffic drugs

Accused kingpin Jose Lozano-Leon, 41, communicated with an imprisoned cohort who also had a contraband cellphone.

Jailed Trafficker

North Carolina Woman, 56, Jailed After "Malicious Castration" Knife Attack On Husband

wbastone — Wed, 11 Sep 2019 00:13:42 +0000

Victoria Frabutt is locked up on a pair of felony charges in advance of an initial court appearance tomorrow.

Walter White Lookalike Sought For Violating Probation In Felony Meth Possession Case

wbastone — Tue, 10 Sep 2019 22:54:56 +0000

Todd Barrick is a wanted man.

Pistols Pulled Over Cold Food At McDonald's

wbastone — Tue, 10 Sep 2019 18:59:57 +0000

Drive-thru duo busted for hamburger beef

Nobody has yet invented the hamburger worth a felony charge. Someone needs to tell dopes like Jawan Davis and Jordon Dunn.

Cold Burgers Bust

Cops: Bed Beef Sparked Woman's Attack On Wife

wbastone — Mon, 09 Sep 2019 17:24:27 +0000

Victim was sleeping in spouse's "spot on bed"

Ashley Crampton, 33, was arrested yesterday for domestic battery following an altercation at a Budget Inn in Clearwater, Florida.

Bed Beef Bust

Ex-Con, 48, Convicted Of "Wet Willy" Attack Is Back Behind Bars

wbastone — Fri, 06 Sep 2019 19:17:45 +0000

Joseph Sireci admitted to jamming a damp digit into his then-girlfriend's ear, but said he "didn't mean to upset her."

Inmate Douses Prosecutor With Urine

wbastone — Fri, 06 Sep 2019 15:46:23 +0000

Attacker faced sentencing for attempted murder

Before Albert Narvaez, 28, could be sentenced, the Florida Man "threw urine fluid" in a prosecutor's mouth, investigators allege.

Courtroom Attack

Friday Photo Fun Match Game

wbastone — Fri, 06 Sep 2019 14:46:04 +0000

Pair up mug shots with each perp's alleged weapon

Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.

Cops: Louisiana Woman, 75, Busted For Having Drugs Smuggled Into Prison For Her Felonious Offspring

wbastone — Thu, 05 Sep 2019 18:27:01 +0000

Septuagenarian Judy Futch was arrested yesterday on felony conspiracy and narcotics possession charges.

Story Of The Tryst In The Foggy Maserati

wbastone — Thu, 05 Sep 2019 14:27:22 +0000

Duo caught sans clothes in police HQ lot

A Michigan couple opted to get naked in a sports car in a police parking lot because "parking was free" and the lot was safe.

Foggy Maserati

DEA Agents Detail The Final Days Of Rapper Mac Miller

wbastone — Wed, 04 Sep 2019 21:55:06 +0000

A Hollywood Hills man was arrested today in connection with the overdose death last year of the 26-year-old recording star.

Seven Boys Charged In Food Tampering

wbastone — Tue, 03 Sep 2019 21:42:20 +0000

Urine, semen placed in items served to teachers

The Ohio juveniles were named in criminal complaints accusing them of assault and tampering in connection with the vile incidents.

Crepe Tampering

Some Nitwit Is Facing A Felony Collar Over The New Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

wbastone — Tue, 03 Sep 2019 14:00:30 +0000

Texas cops are seeking to identify the man who pulled a gun at a Houston restaurant when told there were no more chicken sandwiches available.

Cops: Suspect Hid Drugs Next To McNuggets

wbastone — Mon, 02 Sep 2019 18:36:15 +0000

Meth, fentanyl stashed with McDonald's grub

Eric Little, 34, is facing felony raps after police found drugs and a syringe stored alongside America's favorite fried poultry delights.

McNuggets Meth