Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams.

The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Comments (99)

Ok, not everyone from WV is disgusting as this person is! Every state in the US has people like this! This is really a disgusting story to say the least!
And there you go, perpetuating the stereotype.
I'm going to go take a shower and go to church. I will do my best to unremember everything I just read.
Deadly Weapon: Her smelly Vag
This is a South Park episode...Ms. Crabtree lives! Look up my name, Pecker Brown, on YouTube, and watch the video "Stanks For The Memories". It is a song about this very issue. Yes, this is a plug, but the song is funny, and should be the soundtrack for this story. Just sayin'.
Really? I was thinking I'd try ramming my head into a wall. They say that you don't remember the three hours proceeding any major head trauma. It seems worth it....
I think nothing short of a lobotomy will get the visual out of ones brain. On the positive she wont get raped if she goes to jail. That is unless she makes a shiv and tries her luck in there.
i left the uk for a holiday read this story on my way to the usa ,immediately changed my mind and headed for australia .ps as much as i like it im not in the usa to eat pussey
But she has an illustrious face. She somewhat favors (resembles, for outsiders) the late Senator Robert Byrd. DNA, anyone?