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Police unable to identify Florida Man who died in scooter crash. To be fair, if you die on a scooter, you probably don't want anyone to know who you are anyway [Florida]
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How bad are things for Victoria's Secret? Even hot college babes on their way to their next pillow- and tickle-fight party aren't buying their lingerie anymore [Fail]
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"My friends and I were joking [during the lockdown] that we hope we don't get a ticket," she said. "We never thought they'd give a ticket. But I went to my car and there was a ticket" [Fail]
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Only 4 of Germany's 128 Eurofighters are airworthy, but that won't stop them from developing a 5th gen stealth fighter with France and Spain [Facepalm]
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Man concludes 10-year experiment, ravaging his body and mind, in effort to improve the average Farker's quality of life. Still not receiving the TotalFark gift package [Hero]
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Arrest of serial sex toy swiper gives cops great pleasure [Florida]
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27% of American youth too overweight for military service. Private Pyle's head assplodes [Murica]
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"Hey, if you're not gay, my friend thinks you're cute. Here's her number. If you ARE gay, here's mine" [Spiffy]
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Stone Age people may have taken drugs and cut off their fingers for religion [Fail]
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School locks washroom doors because students vaping is "a health and safety concern." Crapping or puking on the floor apparently still okay [Asinine]
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These are the jobs of the future, according to experts in 1988. Subby is updating his CV to apply for ocean hotel manager [Interesting]
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If you were looking forward to seeing Steve Bannon at the sex robot convention later this month I have some bad news for you, mostly about the kind of person you are [Weird]
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Mother teaches son not to bring a samurai sword to a family gunfight [Obvious]
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Protip: If you're working at a day care, be sure to read a bottle's label before you pour drinks for the kids [Facepalm]
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If your Tinder match asks you to wear a black dress for your first date, it might not be the romantic day out you expected [Creepy]
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