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Airline passengers are advised not to wear leggings in case.....*checks notes*......the plane crashes and catches on fire [Scary]
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Boston-area traffic and weather report includes rain, pineapples, sleet, pineapples, snow, pineapples, and an overturned truck on the interstate. Did I mention the pineapples? [Obvious]
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It's always handy to take an ambulance along when you're fleeing the cops [Florida]
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Convenience store icon falters by offering a skimpy PB&J five-dollar sandwich in the age of the internets [Fail]
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Yes, we all know lotteries are for people who are bad at math, but still... when the jackpot hits the "B" level (as in billion), one just might reconsider buying a ticket or two [Followup]
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Snacks, weird laws, old-timey occupations, and designer handbags are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 14-20 Abe Lincoln Edition [Weird]
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Day 759 of WW3: Moscow shooting latest: 115 dead; suspects detained in car chase; Islamic State claims responsibility, but FSB says suspects had Ukrainian contacts and were attempting to flee over the border. It's your Saturday Ukraine war thread [News]
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Mama Mushu has another dumpling. "He was so cold when we got him, but she knows what to do. Meet Shrimp, our newest dumpling." Welcome to Caturday [Caturday]
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Not news: Stealing the belongings of an accident victim. Fark: Stealing the leg of an accident victim. What the Fark: And eating it [Sick]
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Mormon women's leader says the faith's women are empowered and given authority. After a short burst of riotous laughter, Mormon women seen looking for pitchforks, torches, and actual authority or empowerment [Interesting]
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US embassy in Moscow earlier this month: We picked up intel about terrorists planning an attack on a concert venue in the city. You should be careful going out. Putin three days ago: Ignore them, they're just trying to demoralize and blackmail Mother Russ
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Police now say that even if you get a phone call from your bank saying to do so, you really shouldn't put your credit and debit cards out in your mailbox [Facepalm]
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It's important to keep small children away from wet concrete [News]
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Instant Karma's gonna get you. Gonna run you right over when you bust out of jail [Awkward]
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Wealthy folks becoming uncomfortable flaunting their wealth in front of the general public, presumably decide to only do that in front of the help during caviar service on megayachts moored at private island getaway estates [Unlikely]
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