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Thomas Paine once wrote Common Sense while eating at Chipotle. From that moment on, anyone with Common Sense knew to stay clear of Chipotle [Amusing]
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Trump made explosive call, 'asked Ukraine President Zelensky if he could hit Moscow' to 'make Putin feel the pain'. Dinosaur Jr denies all involvement [Dumbass]
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Brits swear like motherf*ckers. Aussies toss a couple wankers on the barbie and call it a day. America is full of assholes. Difficulty: poll excludes "feck", "bollocks", and The Irish [Amusing]
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Music stolen from Beyonce's car. Police on lookout for Irish vampire [Strange]
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Day 1,238 of WW3. EU justifiably skeptical of Stinky's 50-day timeline. WinXi the Pooh promises more aid for Mordor, and the US Army fails to learn anything from the not-a-war in Ukraine to protect tanks. This is your Tuesday Ukraine War thread [News]
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Woman who voluntarily gave up sex for a year wants you to buy her book about it, will soon be releasing her follow-ups on becoming a vegan, converting to atheism, and attending Princeton [Facepalm]
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Good news everyone: Your senile mother and father will be coming to live with you as Illinois faces closure of 93 nursing homes to help pay for tax cuts for rich people [Scary]
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Young children have upgraded their imaginary friends with AI Chatbots and this in no way heralds the rise of an entire generation of Nazi Edgelord Boner Hitlers [Scary]
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You've heard Beer Pong, Flip Cup, and Never Have I Ever drinking games, but what about the Seven Last Shots of Christ? [Giggity]
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AI could create these new jobs despite gloomy forecasts, experts say, offering such novel career opportunities such as extraneous finger removal, AI slop bucket management, and sewing lampshades out of human skin for Grok [Scary]
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Canadian wildfires cause air quality alert in Michigan, as they finally avenge years of the Detroit Funk blowing north [Scary]
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Wait. That's not what's supposed to happen in an "assisted living" facility [Sad]
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The chances of being killed by a water buffalo in Oklahoma are low, but never zero [Awkward]
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