New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Facebook is blocked!
You're 37% more likely to have a heart attack on Christmas Eve, which is mostly just from trying to get your kids to go back to sleep for the FIFTH DAMN TIME [Scary]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Those three idiots rescued from a coal mine in West Virginia were probably scrapping for copper. Presumably to feed some nasty habits [Fail]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Los Angeles county library allows kids to read away late fines [Spiffy]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Parents warned about deadly new game that features the image of a rejected character from The Dark Crystal [Creepy]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Human heart found on Southwest plane during flight. Hurriedly crafts press release stating you'll never find a heart on United [Scary]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Star Trek actors, space critters, and British chocaholics: It's the Fark Weird News Quiz Dec. 2-8 Weird Salad Dressing Edition [Cool]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he hears there is a fire alarm, he bursts out from his grotto rips off his beard and yells "Get the fark out" [Amusing]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Middle schooler bullied over his last name. Johnny Hildo nods knowingly [Repeat]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Diver looks like Popeye after his air supply was cut off when a cargo ship sliced through his oxygen line in Peru. Now has a strange craving for spinach, very skinny girls, corn cob pipes [Scary]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Pic of man trapped in grease vent of abandoned Chinese restaurant shows his regret of certain life choices [Dumbass]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Money-grubbing megachurch cult leader John Gray gave his wife a $200,000 Lamborghini for their anniversary shortly after urging his followers to give him money because Jesus is strapped for cash [Murica]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
A "Beaver Deceiver" is not what I thought it was [Interesting]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Art teacher sacked for letting teenage girls create beautiful art of the female form after lending her students her camera for a topless photoshoot in the cupboard [Boobies]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Elderly folks around the country are thrilled to learn that their great-grandchildren want nothing more than a Poopsie Slime Surprise this Christmas [Sick]
Categories: New Partner's Feeds for TSG