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Aye, the haggis is in the fire now for sure. Scots canna take anymore and panic-buy toilet paper ahead of lockdown. The jurry-rigging will make ya daft lad [Obvious]
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Driving School Instructor charged with running a meth smuggling ring. Students said something seemed off about how often he insisted they "check for cops" while driving, and his exhaustive lectures on when police are permitted to search a vehicle [News]
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♪ I've seen fire, and I've seen rain ♫... But not like this [Scary]
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Brooklyn Municipal Building to get a new, more notorious name [Spiffy]
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San Juan Capistrano reported an extra large swallow this week [Weird]
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Kashmir highway blocked at Panthial, 500 vehicles stranded. All they see turns to brown [Scary]
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German Hospital cyberattack trail leads to Russia. Man, if I know soap operas, the hacker will turn out to be the long-lost evil twin of some character who died in season four [Scary]
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How good is your school's Covid-19 dashboard? Here's the answer [Interesting]
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Amazon: Check out our $500 PRIME BIKE. Walmart: We already do this, and it's made by the same company. Amazon: PRIME BIKE [Interesting]
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It's 2020 and time for zombie hurricanes. Welcome back, Paulette [Scary]
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When college students are firefighters, every party is a rager [Interesting]
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Horror fans are much better equipped mentally to deal with 2020. Stephen King has taught us well [Obvious]
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4pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream. News news and more news, this one's chock full of news goodness. Plus, we announce an experiment for Wednesday - come join us [Live]
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The US Covid death toll has officially crossed 200,000, a one second moment of silence for each person lost would last 55 and half hours [Sad]
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Could your marriage pass this test from 1939? Wives get demerits for being slow in going to bed, delaying until husband is asleep [Asinine]
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Protip: The "I have to poop" excuse isn't going to get you out of trouble with the cops, especially when you run from them on your bicycle [Dumbass]
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