New Partner's Feeds for TSG
GAU-8 tries to kill pilot. A-10 laughs & brings him home safely even if it was without a canopy & landing gear [Scary]
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Chewbacca mauls worker at Australian ski resort, is promptly apprehended by the Empire [Strange]
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Saving the Earth's ozone layer went even better than expected - proof that we can come together as a planet and make a positive global difference [Spiffy]
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Well, on the bright side, "Cocaine Tsunami" would be an amazing name for a power thrash or speed metal band [Interesting]
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Suspect your girlfriend is cheating? Can probably be resolved with a carjacking, home burglary, multiple auto thefts, an arson, 100 miles per hour police chase, vandalism, and at least four shootings [Dumbass]
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Red Bull may give you wings, but it also gives you the strength to break the glass doors of a convenience store when the clerk locks you and your 12-year-old inside for shoplifting [Dumbass]
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On today's episode of caught having sex in public, do they go with: A) The sucking out the poison defense B) The just sitting on his lap defense, or C) The easing back pain defense? [Giggity]
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Woman born without a vagina wants to undergo surgery that would allow her to have sex with her boyfriend for the first time and give her arm a rest [Spiffy]
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"Sheriff Harrison said it was an accident and advised people not to spray gas on a fire" [Dumbass]
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Florida Man sentenced to 6 years in prison for accidental discharge in a strip club. Fark Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun [Florida]
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Denver denies using flamethrowers during homeless sweeps [Scary]
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Seattle's new bike sharing program is resulting in bicycles everywhere, such as on people's lawns and thrown off of overpasses [Followup]
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It's not a real teenage birthday party unless it becomes a multi-neighborhood brawl with shots fired and up to 200 people "yelling, screaming, dancing, twerking and fighting" [Facepalm]
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Today, in helpful advice from AOL News: "If you're worried that you might have the [bubonic] plague, go see a doctor" [Facepalm]
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The Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz is back. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair [Cool]
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"It really is hard to overstate how screwed Florida is" [Florida]
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Naked, intoxicated man at a truck stop yells at man that "he should go back to Africa," then exposes his genitals to everyone in the parking lot. Then it gets weird [Weird]
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