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More Trouble Behind Bars

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More Trouble Behind Bars

FBI Shanks Memo

Two points:

1) TSG is disappointed with Allen Iverson, the Philadelphia 76ers hardcore hoops star. Iverson's debut rap album includes mandatory references to faggots, killing bitches, and putting a cap in someone's ass. But, unlike unrepentant thugs like DMX, Iverson has already turned babyface, issuing this apology for his art (surely drafted by Sixers brass). Allen, go strong to the hole or you'll end up teaming with this guy. (1 page)

2) We love this FBI memo because it shows exemplary coalition building behind bars, proves that "shanks"is a hard word to spell, and highlights the ineffable bond between a man and his Maytag. (3 pages)