BK Brawler Admits Battering Worker, Lying To Police. Says Cops Will “Have To Come And Get Me.”

While admitting to battering one Burger King employee and giving police a phony name, the Alabama woman whose videotaped spring break outburst has become a YouTube hit said today that she believes prosecutors have overcharged her in reaction to news coverage of the incident.

Claiming that Florida law enforcement officials “want all the publicity,” Nekiva Hardy, 30, said she has been hit with a felony and three additional misdemeanors because investigators think “this girl is making a joke of it. She has so many views on YouTube.”

“Florida is a jacked up state,” observed Hardy, who was originally charged with a single misdemeanor battery count for the March 19 melee at the oceanfront eatery in Panama City Beach.

“I ain’t blaming nobody but myself,” said Hardy. “I pulled that girl’s hair, that’s a simple battery. I’m guilty of that.” But, referring to several Burger King employees, she added, “Them bitches ticked me off.” Hardy also admitted telling police she was “Kimesa Smith,” the name of a friend in her hometown of Montgomery.

Hardy also copped to lying to police (and TSG) when she claimed that she had traveled to Florida with three of her four children. If cops thought she had to care for her young children, Hardy surmised, they would be less likely to keep her in custody.

Asked if she expected to travel to Florida and surrender on the five counts, Hardy replied, “Fuck them, they’ll have to come and get me.” She added, however, “It’s gonna be hard to find me.”

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Oh puhlease.......if it weren't for conservatives, you leftists would have destroyed this country long ago with your phony empathy and union bullying mentality, not to mention the appeasement, rampant drug usage and criminal coddling the left advocates. You seem to have mixed up the differences between the left and right, Sugar. It's the left who acts on emotion and protective reflexes because your'e the ones who can't tolerate any criticism of your, god Obama nor any opposition to your liberal ideals, so you lash out with hatefulness. Uneducated elite? HUH? Do you even know what elite means? I suggest you learn the language before spouting off. But, I guess we can excuse you, since you're an alien and don't know any better. I'm guessing you're from another world, but if from another country, I suggest you learn to join the melting pot and stop trying to change America into something you'd rather mold it into. Oh wait....George? George Soros? Is that you?
First of all, I'm Canadian, but I follow American politics more than most Americans, so I have every right as a Canadian citizen to criticize Republicans on your side of the border and Conservatives on my side. There is little difference between our cultures in any event, except that Canada is slightly more liberal. If it weren't for liberals, you right-wingers would have municipal governments overriding state governments overriding the federal government. And why? Because you people are hilariously inconsistent with your inane, perverse laws. All you want is a false sense of control. You want people to subscribe to your bronze age ideals, dictated by your religions. You'd rather focus your limited attention on petty drug laws and prohibiting same-sex couples from marrying than important issues like the environment and the economy. And it's so like a conservative to refer to diversity as a 'melting pot' because you want other cultures to conform to yours. Liberals refer to diversity as a mosaic, where everyone is free to be themselves so long as they don't hurt anyone. If you had it your way, Glenn Beck would be President, Bill O'Reilly would be Vice-President, Laura Ingraham would be Speaker of the House, Sean Hannity would be Secretary of State, and Sarah Palin would Secretary of Defense. A Fox News government. LOL
Canadian, huh? Explains a lot. It's sad to see your country being taken over by Islamists and no one there even noticing or caring. You'll be living under Sharia law if your country doesn't grow a spine. I will say that on my visits to western Canada, the people were very polite and mostly conservative. They told me I might not want to venture further east because it was like a whole other country with all the liberalism and crime. I'm sorry, but that's not what conservatives want for America, but sadly, the leftists have been hatched from our colleges and streaming in from other countries (ironically to partake in the freedom that they're trying to destroy) and we're going downhill. America has never wanted to be like Canada, so we conservatives aren't going to sit back and let it happen. Tell you what....take care of your own country and leave ours the hell alone. When yours becomes perfect, then maybe someone might listen to your input.
It's really interesting that you leftists haven't negatively replied to the people who have posted direct racist remarks towards the BK Brawler. What's up with that? Aren't you Democrats supposed to be the party who's down with the blacks' struggle in a white world? And you call ME racist just because I don't like Obama's leftist political policies? I said nothing about not liking him because he's black. For all you know, I could be a black conservative. And then you call ME the nutjob?
I bet you live in a trailer and have a 12 gauge under your pillow 'jus incase dem aileens come get us'. He calls you a nut job because your education seems to stem from watching faux news. Here's a thought; read a book.
In order to even out you conservative trolls I decided to create an account! I'll write my first post by saying I dont know where the heck all of you have come from the last year but I'm sick of seeing racist, irrelevant political rants and Obama bashing posts. You know who I'm talking about - I'm talking to your sorry existance.
Dude, don't bother wasting your time with trolls! they don't have the brain cells needed change their minds!!!
I wonder how far it can shoot water from the space between it's two front teefus? And good gawd, can them nostrils be any bigger?
Wow the crack must have been especially potent that day!
Uh-huh. One of my sons in an alcoholic stupor taunted the police to come find him. He is now doing 3 years in Wisconsin....the "MySpace Moron". Stupidity is not limited to skin color. Stupid is stupid AND stupid hurts. Remember that: STUPID HURTS.