Noisy Sex Triggers Brawl Between Brothers Who Still Live With Their Mom

Meet the Crawford brothers.

Shane, 33, and Christian, 31, live together at their 63-year-old mother’s residence in Bradenton, Florida. The Crawford household, it seems, is a tense one.

Witness the events of last night, when Shane was in his room having sex with his girlfriend. This encounter, according to a sheriff’s report, resulted in an argument between the Crawfords because Christian believed his older brother and the woman were “making an excessive amount of noise.”

The pair’s verbal disagreement quickly turned physical, with Christian “forcefully” throwing an ashtray at his brother’s head. The on-target toss caused a one-inch laceration on Shane’s right cheek. Shane allegedly retaliated by punching his brother five times in the head.

The Crawfords were each arrested for domestic battery and booked into the Manatee County jail. The siblings (Shane is on the left) are pictured in the above mug shots.

Comments (38)

Moe from the Three Stooges lives on!
These comments are so great; they make the TSG visit worthwhile
I'll bet Shane also got a pair of hulk hands for Christmas while poor Christian got a leather wallet. Prestige Worldwide!
Well "Classy" would be a great name for this whole situation! I am SHOCKED it happened in Florida. I have always wanted to vacation in Florida my entire life until I started reading "The Smoking Gun". If these are not, in fact, true stories, The Smoking Gun" needs to LAY OFF Florida already! Unfortuneately, the rest of the world has also followed these stories too. .
Acting out an episode of two and a half men
I must be a redneck, because I can't understand why all these posters think that they are superior to the perpetrators. If you can't understand that this world is not populated entirely by white collar metrosexuals then you need to take another look and stop criticizing everything you see in the media. Personally, I think these are two tough guys with bad attitudes and maybe all you prissy fools wish you could be like them!
You're right... well, ok, maybe not. But anyway, we should reserve all judgment until we see the girl.
Just goes to show that the walls of trailers are not insulated enough to silence the sounds of a moaning woman in the next room. LOL!!!
Consider the fact that one or most likely, both of these basket cases are going to breed and make more of their kind. The gene pool needs a good skimming.
Charlie Sheens long lost brother????????