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It's time once again for America's wealthy building contractors to trim up their goatees and trailer their Harleys to Sturgis, South Dakota, for what has become the nation's premier annual super-spreader event [Scary]
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Rough day: One of your country's prized nuclear submarines breaks down. Someone's getting executed: Sub breaks down while surfaced and being escorted through an enemy country's waters [Amusing]
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"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Doing Pretty Well Edition [CSB]
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Residents annoyed because their HOA won't clean up a dead whale [Amusing]
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Operation Drainage: Canadian Special Ops activity discovered [Strange]
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Priest sews lips shut to protest Rupert Murdoch. His statement? "Mmmmph. mmmph, mmm, mmmph, mmmmmmph." (pics) [Strange]
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The good news: The U.K. proves you CAN reopen a country without causing Covid-19 spikes despite the Delta variant. The bad news: to do it safely you need vaccination rates the US can only dream of [Followup]
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In today's Let Them Fight news, the rich people in the Hamptons are complaining about being infiltrated by even richer people [Silly]
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It's just too bad that Covid doesn't give a shiat that your quads are blasted or your BMI is at its peak. Sad tag is because subby is not heartless [Sad]
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Alabama private college cleverly finds loophole to get around the state's vaccine passport ban by making unvaccinated students pay for their own Covid testing [Interesting]
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If you ever visit Port Aransas, Texas, for a weekend at the beach, be sure to stop by and say hello to Boots. All 14 feet of him. But don't worry. He'd never hurt anybody [Scary]
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The Munich-Prague Express usually runs on time, sometimes into other trains [Scary]
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Evil twin punches sister in the face, drunk-drives with twin brother hanging on the hood, and wraps the car around a tree [Dumbass]
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Your god is kind of a dick. Second half of the instructions somewhat made sense though [Dumbass]
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The Criminal Justice Information System database is your personal erotica site. Well, someone's anyhow [Creepy]
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On this day in history, in 1753, George Washington became a Master Mason, a feat made even more impressive by already being an Iron Chef winner, trained Scrum Master, and an ISO 9001 certification holder [Vintage]
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British stripper and her boyfriend sentenced to prison after robbing a fellow stripper of the $11,000 in tips she'd earned the night before. $11k? In ONE night? What a sucker I was getting that law degree [Followup]
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Tubeway Army, Captain Sensible, Altered Images, and Talk Talk. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #240. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live]
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