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Late night dining duo that IHOP waitress suspected of preparing to dine n' dash illustrate to manager they're interested in merely shooting up the joint as foretold by Ezekiel 25:17 [Scary]
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Six years ago, Iceland moved to a 4 day work week. Today: productivity up, quality of life up, no loss of pay. You're reading this on your two minute lunch break [Cool]
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Billy Corgan comments on the stock market this morning [Silly]
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Enjoy your little donkeys all you giant farkin' jackasses [Hero]
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American tourist tries to recreate the plot of The Gods Must Be Crazy on an island where the last guy who tried it was killed. "It's unclear if they drank the coke left on the island" [Fail]
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It's not often a 15-year-old criminal mastermind steals his teacher's phone, sends himself incriminating messages, deletes the messages from her phone, and saves them on his phone for later use in a blackmail plot, but here we are [Unlikely]
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Headline writer went with "'bootyful' surprise" when they could have used 'assload'. W bonus pics of what literal assload of meth looks like [Obvious]
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"Everything is blowing up in Elon Musk's face." Tag for everything [Hero]
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DOGE has come for Matt Damon, but will the American consumer reap the benefits? [Scary]
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By reading this article you have overdosed on fentanyl and now your local government will have to divert much-needed tank-buying funds to save you [Fake]
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I wonder who gets the honor of ringing the NYSE opening bell today? Oh the irony [Amusing]
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Russian business plan: Marry a soldier, recover death benefits, buy an apartment [Cool]
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It's time to do something. Nationwide protests this Saturday, find one near you [Spiffy]
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Day 1,135 of WW3. UK mulls creating joint European Defense fund, forgetting they claim to not be part of Europe. US Defense Secretary won't be at Ramstein meeting, and an orc bomber falls out of the sky again. This is your Thursday Ukraine war thread [New
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Elon is not the only one having trouble with his new mobile dumpster as now even his closest friends are seeing historically low production numbers [Cool]
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