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Protip: If you're driving drunk and stalking a woman into a police department parking lot, and you hit a parked police cruiser, do as this man does and flee the scene. This is the correct procedure [Misc]
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21 years after MySpace introduced the internet to "Tom", Twitter/Grok introduces "companions". Create a companion for a social media platform [Photoshop]
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Sapporo couple arrested for allegedly leaving 3 children home alone for hours while out "shopping and dining." They didn't even get a sequel or a Donald Trump cameo [Scary]
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North Carolina woman steals blankets, tools, and food from church and flees in a wagon. Police spokesperson reports that "we're pretty sure we know where she's headed" [Stupid]
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Fark NotNewsletter: "Oh Fark" the tubes, the tubes are calling... I mean it's time, to retire the Oh Fark Badge [FarkBlog]
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Somebody tell GoFundMe it's not a get-out-of-jail-free card, it's a get-your-lawyer-paid-maybe card [Facepalm]
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Air India captain fueled his suicide and taking 260 with him because of switch issues [Followup]
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Historical house for sale in Boston. Write really large when signing the papers [Spiffy]
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Two British men found dead after jumping into hotel pool despite being non-swimmers... Why yes, it was in the middle of the night and after an evening on the booze [Facepalm]
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Nothing says "people over profit" like making a mail carrier buy a bottle of water in 100° heat with her own money [Fail]
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How to determine if your latest 5K time is as good as it should be. What's your best 5K time? [Interesting]
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LAPD raid Brentwood home down the block from O.J.'s old house, haul off vintage firetruck done up for nonexistent municipality named after pagan saint worshipped by NarcoTrafficos [Fake]
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And lo, the ground Quakered with the knowledge that today was the twentieth anniversary of the Gray Wave, and the hills echoed "HA HA" [Followup]
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I shot an arrow into the air, where it flew BBBZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT Ack Thud [Scary]
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Walk this way? You might have undiagnosed autism. No word about talking this way, just giving me a kiss [Interesting]
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