"Grand theft? But officer, how was I suppose to know that this Jackson Pollock painting was stolen? Even though it says "Belongs to the Guggenheim Museum" on the box where I took it from."

"...reports of fifteen found dead in a dead in a dumpster behind an east side Taco Bell. More on this later. Meanwhile, here's Tom with the weather..."

Just think, some lucky guy's eating Drano soup with this angel.

I'm just way too pretty to spend time behind bars. Let's talk about this.......

While I am !@# the guard I can grab his keys and make a run for it.

i can see that little mind working

beautiful