Come Out With Your Pants Up!

APRIL 23--Meet Gil Duff.

The Cincinnati man, 45, was arrested yesterday after a sheriff's deputy found him asleep and allegedly inebriated inside a porta-potty. Duff's snoring alerted a passing bicycle cop to his late-afternoon presence in the toilet, according to a Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report. Upon investigation, Duff was discovered snoozing on the bowl. His pants were on and he had an open beer at his side.

Duff, who is currently being held in the county lockup, is facing criminal trespass and disorderly conduct charges. (2 pages)