Drunk Teacher Who Allegedly Flapped Arms And Made Chicken Noises Removed From Classroom

A Massachusetts middle school teacher was removed from her classroom last week when students reported that she appeared drunk, asking one pupil “how would it feel to have a bullet in his head” and “flapping her arms, and making chicken noises, and or trying to fly.”

Eva Brady, 47, was driven home by a colleague from Pentucket Regional Middle School after students in her eighth grade history class told administrators they “believed there was something wrong with their teacher.”

According to a West Newbury Police Department report excerpted here, an officer was called to the school and observed a 32-ounce Gatorade bottle that was “a little over a 1/4 to a 1/2 empty” and noted that the liquid “appeared to be lighter in color than most Gatorade products.” After smelling the contents police “determined that it had some sort of alcohol added to it” and a test of the liquid determined “alcohol present in the container.”

The educator, who has not been charged with any crime, has yet to return to the classroom.

Comments (27)

Ah Religion....Actually? all of most religions come from Paganism...and well..You have to wonder when basically, yes, as you eloquently put...It is the same shiat...And True...Atheists, Agnostics, etc...see things objectively, and have room to think like a free mind...I mean, just witness how suddenly The Bible's last notorious chapter is coming into play so quickly, (Its not hard to pull a few Gov't Illusions to get em going...Now?? The Christians are making it happen...Boy, I am going to laugh my lily white ass off when I see all of the believers, coping with the fact that The Rapture didn't seem to include them in the magic 144,000 (?) folks that were not deemed 'God Worthy'...*smiles at the thought*
Wow. Next thing you'll say Jesus was a Jew. You must have some kind of PhD to have been able to "research" such a difficult progression of religions from Judaism to Jesus to the prophet Mohammed. Nothing like calling everyone else stupid and then boasting about holding common knowledge.
Oooh, you know I heard that Santa is also a made up person. I LOL'd at the person who told me. Everyone knows Santa is as real as the salvation I'm gonna get when I die!
Hahahaha if that's what helps you sleep at night...although, .the truth is, the only thing you'll be getting when you die is a box to lay down in and a slab of concrete with your name engraved on it.
Wait...Santa's not real??
And all these years you thought he just didn't like you.
To my new right leaning posters - This wasn't political. We all know there are losers out there. This website would not exist without them. And yes she probably (should be) a democrat considering her occupation.
This sounds like the very behavior you would find displayed on Beck & Palin's daily rant subshow on Faux networthless TV.
That horrible teacher! She inevitably must be a Republican because she's a gun lover, plus she's an alcoholic. She probably got drunk at the country club where she had breakfast with her fat-cat CEO husband. I'm surprised she didn't crash her gas-guzzling SUV on her way to the school or run down a mother duck and its babies trying to cross the street. And she's a chicken-hawk to boot! Imagine that, mocking an innocent chicken! I hope someone called PETA on her. And that poor child! Scarred for life at the thought of that bullet one day, actually seeking him out him and piercing his head. I think we should all boycott Gatorade for making it possible for the teacher to mask the alcohol or even pull it off the market (don't need a big corporation like that hurting the poor people anymore, anyway). And you know she probably wasn't charged with a crime because the racist police are protecting her since she may be white and the child may be black. I suggest we all gather in solidarity for that child and for all the downtrodden who have to live in fear of Republican extremists or Tea partyers and protest in the streets and at the homes of the teacher and the superintendent of the school district to get that teacher fired and to make sure that only Democrat teachers are hired from now on. OMG! this feels so good, I'm finally free of the conservative constraints I've been under. I've seen the light and am now ready to join a union and throw all my Sarah Palin bumper stickers away. Thank you, all you wonderful Democrats on this comment section for setting me on the right path. And I looooove Obama! Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmmmmm!
Yeah! Damn gaytorade with their drinks and wot not! Everyone KNOWS that you need to mix it with coke!