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A South Carolina man told police that his ex-girlfriend “squeezed his testicles to the point they were bleeding” during a confrontation last night as the woman moved out of their home.

Jennifer Singletary, 33, “appeared to be extremely intoxicated” when she arrived at the Woodruff residence of Sonny Dolquist, 36, according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office report, which notes that the pair had lived together for two years.

Dolquist told a deputy that he had placed Singletary’s clothing on the home’s porch and declined her request to enter the home. But, Dolquist added, Singletary “forced her way into the front door” and “began throwing things.”

Singletary, seen in the adjacent mug shot, then allegedly punched Dolquist several times in the head. “Victim also stated that Jennifer squeezed his testicles to the point they were bleeding,” a deputy reported. While Dolquist was “visibly bleeding from his mouth” when a cop arrived at his home, the report does not indicate whether blood was emanating from any other orifices.

While Singletary claimed to have been hit by Dolquist, a deputy “saw no signs of injury to Jennifer.” Singletary was arrested for domestic violence and booked into the county jail, where bond has not been set.

Either South Carolinians are using cutting-edge weapons, or there’s an unfortunate typo in a sheriff’s report detailing a domestic confrontation yesterday afternoon.

A verbal dispute between Gregory Burchett, 46, and his son Kurston “escalated into a physical confrontation,” according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office report.

Kurston, deputies reported, slapped his father and hit him in the nose “with a plastic cock bottle.” While the 17-year-old admitted striking his father, the elder Burchett declined to pursue charges.

The sheriff’s report does not indicate whether deputies seized the “cock bottle.” Or how much carbonated liquid it contained.

A Michigan optometrist is facing an indecent exposure charge for allegedly luring a female customer--who has just received new contact lenses--into his office “so she could witness him masturbating,” police report.

Robert Deck, 48, was arraigned Tuesday on the misdemeanor count, and released on $10,000 personal recognizance bond.

The 33-year-old victim told cops that she had gone to Deck’s Orion Township practice in mid-August and was “lured” by the optometrist into his private office. Sensing that “something was not right,” the woman “was able to record audio of the incident” on her iPhone, according to the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office.

Noting that “this predatory behavior is disgusting,” investigators are asking other patients to contact them if “anyone else has encountered a similar situation” with Deck, who runs Eye Health Professionals.

According to the practice’s web site, Deck, seen in the above mug shot, specializes in “difficult to fit contact lenses and the treatment and management of ocular disease.” A TV commercial for Deck’s optometry practice--which promises “Modern Eye Care, Old Fashioned Caring!”--can be seen below.