If This Isn't A Typo, South Carolina Teen Battered His Dad With A Unique Weapon

Either South Carolinians are using cutting-edge weapons, or there’s an unfortunate typo in a sheriff’s report detailing a domestic confrontation yesterday afternoon.

A verbal dispute between Gregory Burchett, 46, and his son Kurston “escalated into a physical confrontation,” according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office report.

Kurston, deputies reported, slapped his father and hit him in the nose “with a plastic cock bottle.” While the 17-year-old admitted striking his father, the elder Burchett declined to pursue charges.

The sheriff’s report does not indicate whether deputies seized the “cock bottle.” Or how much carbonated liquid it contained.