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Tom Petty

Tom Petty

Sure, it's a lot easier to just run over to Trader Joe's and pick up a chicken breast (and while there, don't forget the corn flakes) for Tom Petty. But for those a bit more ambitious, grab a pole and head on down to your local fishing hole. A day spent landing grouper, tilapia, or orange ruffy for the rocker's dinner would be time well spent. (6 pages)

Tom Petty

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Cave-Aged Gruyere Cheese

Singer/activist M.I.A. enjoys cheese carefully aged in warm, humid subterranean vaults.

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March 18, 2019
DOCUMENT: Stupid, Crime

Gun Charge For Dope Who Shot Self Below Belt
Bullet struck, passed through Indiana man's private parts

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  2. BUSTER: Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat, Cops Report

  3. DOCUMENT: Florida Man's Family Values Appear Shaky

  4. DOCUMENT: Son Arrested For Pizza Attack On His Father

  5. BUSTER: Man Arrested For Pelting His Mother With Sausages, Cops Report