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This year's list of worst holiday toys is out, including slashing Black Panther claws, knives for 2-year-olds, and plastic rocket launchers. Your kid wants an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle [PSA]
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Let's check in for a moment with George Zimmerman, poster child for the Florida Stand Your Ground law. I'm sure he's staying clean and out of . . . oh, lawd [Florida]
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Your mom determines your love life, and not in the way you are thinking right now [Interesting]
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'If you want to hear an artificial intelligence social bot tell this reporter "screw you," watch the video above.' [Creepy]
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Governor who once said gun violence would end if we just sent out "prayer patrols" in urban areas is now blaming gun violence on *checks notes* ummm...zombies? [Weird]
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Three men found guilty of plotting 2016 attacks on Melbourne, having clearly forgotten that Aussies literally thrive in an ecosystem designed to inflict pain and death. Bombs are merely audible farts to them [Followup]
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Drunken 'International Criminal Lawyer' goes on racist rant after being refused a glass of wine on flight. No word if they'll represent themselves in court [Dumbass]
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Drunk woman caught stealing live lobster from restaurant. Charges, butter being drawn up [Florida]
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Just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday, these doggies need your help. All 170 of them [Woofday]
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'In Pennsylvania, you must have a license for your dog, but there are no state regulations on pet alligators.' [PSA]
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Want to move to Tulsa, Oklahoma? They will pay you more than $10,000 to move there [Interesting]
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Jingling coins in WWI soldier's pocket got him shot by the enemy - and also deflected the bullet, saving his life. With pic of the lucky coins [Cool]
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That bomb-making chemical that's so volatile al-Qaida calls it the "mother of Satan"? A man caught with it said he was just making fireworks. To be fair, he IS a Florida man [Florida]
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Q: What do you call an Aussie using a mobility scooter to tow a boat down the highway? A: First mate [Followup]
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Paraplegic passenger forced to urinate in bottle because airline didn't have a wheelchair to take him to toilet. Farkers everywhere fill piss jugs in sympathy as parents refuse to install elevator from basement lair to bathroom [Sick]
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Being caught with jazz cabbage on 18th and Vine in KC will no longer get you criminal charges [Spiffy]
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Fark-ready headline: "Man crashes pickup truck into Mississippi courthouse to tell authorities his drug paraphernalia was stolen" [Facepalm]
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Learn the recipe for a novel and apparently intoxicating brew and immediately regret that you now know [Weird]
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