New Partner's Feeds for TSG
If your grandparent still has student loans, their Social Security checks are going to be OK. Buried lede: apparently this is a thing [News]
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Syntato laboratory to create new, genetically engineered potato variety using synthetic chromosomes, which is either groundbreaking research in crop production or the plot to an even more awful spinoff of 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' [Interesting]
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Elephant goes into supermarket, leaves with a trunk full of food [Obvious]
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"Genius is full of trash."--Herman Melville. Well, now I know I'm not a genius, because my ex tells me I'm full of something else. This is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread, Nautical Edition [CSB]
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Men meeting in a secret room to worship what they call "The Closet God" sounds like an activity that goes on behind the scenes at CPAC, but actually it's the rituals of a dying sect of Christianity found only in Japan [Interesting]
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If you're a paramedic on a call out, telling a female colleague that you will not move the ambulance until she exposes her breasts is not a professional course of action [Asinine]
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Woman picks up her 9th DUI, 10th is free. Do they have punchcards for DUIs in Wisconsin? [Asinine]
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Russian war bloggers blame military command for stunning Ukrainian attack on bomber fleet, instead of like, you know, invading Ukraine in the first place [Followup]
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The Sun provides the clearest footage yet of Ukraine's drones turning the Russian Air Force into the Springfield Tire Fire [Hero]
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Maryland man channels inner arsonist, threatens neighbors, auditions for 'Cops: The Musical' with interpretive headbutting [News]
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After the anti-Israel-inspired attack in Colorado, Sinclair Broadcast Group asks: "Are you worried about a Chinese terror attack on the US?" [Stupid]
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Golfer recalls real-life Sharknado incident that left him spinning [Scary]
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US Army meets recruiting target months ahead of schedule, an event credited to renewed patriotism, increased recruitment bonuses, and an entirely new script of lies used by recruiters [Interesting]
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Laser pointer aimed at Detroit police chopper came from Canada, authorities say, mostly because it was followed up by a quiet 'Sorry' [Interesting]
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Back in my day, our Enumclaw high school Senior Prank just involved a horse, and didn't get the police involved [Murica]
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