he put a bowl on his head for a hair cut in the back but no hair up front then forgot to take the bowl off in the sun

Reason number one why tanning beds should not be banned. Dude, its not unmanly to go even that out in the beds! Wowzers! Letmmmeee give ya a secret ... keep the hat on at ALL times until then. ;)

One must go for that all-even tan look.

He liked hats.