" I robbed a tattoo parlor and told 'em make me a grill!"

And gold teeth to finish the look.

During the week he commits home invasions and liquor store hold ups, but his real passion is working with developmentally disabled children. I bet you feel bad for judging him now, don't you?

I save a bundle on new clothing every year! And laundry soap? Don't get me started. I've got this built-in wardrobe that is timeless. Too bad I had to kill my tattoo artist before he could finish my neck.