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Beetlejuice Dwarf Tossing Police Report

For Beetlejuice completists, here's the brief Amityville, N.Y. police report detailing how cops and State Liquor Authority investigators busted up that recent dwarf tossing exhibition at the Odyssey Bar. Beetlejuice, a/k/a Lester Green, was ticketed along with his manager, the annoying Joey Boots, a/k/a Joseph Bassolino. We're confused about Beetle's real age, though. Last November, The New York Post reported he was 33. According to the d/o/b on this report, Beetle's age has plummeted to 25.

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