The Canadian Mounting Police

New list reveals less X-rated media permitted north of border

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The Canadian Mounting Police

OCTOBER 30--It's time again for another trip north to see what dirty DVDs are being seized by Canada's vigilant Border Services Agency.

Agents with the country's Prohibited Importations Unit screen videos to determine whether the titles are permitted in the country, or whether they are prohibited. Here you'll find an excerpt from the latest report--covering the third quarter of 2007--from the PIU, which examines the DVDs at its Ottawa headquarters (which must be an interesting place to work).

While most videos reviewed are pornographic in nature, agents examined the PG-rated "Napoleon Dynamite" and deemed it "admissible." Investigators made a similar determination regarding "Nasty Hardcore Latinas #3," "Cum Inside My Kimono," and "The Greatest Squirters Ever! 2.' However, the Canadians barred 'Bondage Pigs,' 'Keep Sucking,' and, not surprisingly, 'Real Mother Daughter Incest 3." (6 pages)