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Shopper Ingested Semen-Tainted Yogurt Sample

Lab tests confirm New Mexico woman’s suspicion

Yogurt Sample

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Tainted Yogurt Sample

FEBRUARY 7--Confirming the suspicions of a New Mexico woman, a yogurt sample provided to her last month by a grocery clerk contained semen, according to test results that prompted police to secure a search warrant authorizing them to collect blood and DNA samples from the suspect.

The disclosure that the yogurt sample from an Albuquerque market tested positive for “sperm cells” and saliva is contained in a search warrant affidavit seeking blood and DNA samples from Anthony Garcia, the 31-year-old suspect.

The January 28 warrant, which was approved by a District Court judge, notes that the samples were needed to “make sure Mr. Garcia does not have any illness or disease that could harm” the victim, whose name TSG has redacted from court documents due to the nature of the incident.

When police arrived to investigate the January 25 incident at the Sunflower Farmers Market, they arrested Garcia after determining he was the subject of two outstanding warrants connected to a 2009 bust for criminal sexual contact with a minor. Garcia is pictured in the above mug shot.

According to a police report, the 28-year-old victim was shopping with her daughter in the store’s cereal aisle when she was approached by Garcia, who worked in the store’s dairy department. After accepting Garcia’s offer of a yogurt sample, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops reported, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”

In a handwritten statement, the woman said, “I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.” The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”

The woman paid for her groceries and returned home, where she told her boyfriend about the incident. She told of how Garcia had “just come with one sample just for me,” and that “he was so pushy to tell me how taste it.” The woman and her boyfriend eventually returned to the market, where they summoned police.

When questioned by cops, an “extremely nervous” Garcia denied putting bodily fluids in the yogurt container, which he admitted discarding in a trash compactor after the woman complained about the sample’s taste.

An Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson said today that blood and DNA samples have been collected from the incarcerated Garcia, and that results from lab tests are expected later this week. (8 pages)

Comments (68)

its BS, The victim is having flavored yogurt, she all of a sudden says, "OMG, there is cum in my yogurt" That is some funny crap, she's an experienced cum guzzler or its all BS
Should of used Visine or Tabasco like the other perps
I would take this creep out into the public square and cane him to within an inch of his life. Then, he would be transported to the Mexican border and thrown across the line. If he was ever caught trying to return he would be summarily executed. So much for this clown--unless she enjoyed it.
u cant just simply beat someone for doing that..YES IT WAS DISTGUSTING but who are we to become the law when it would it make us more guilty than him..i feel sorry for this women cuz she had to eat something filled with semen but he should get a sentence that makes him think if it means a mexican prison and the central amercian prisons r the worse then he should get sent back and have his visa or green card revoked
I can never eat yogurt now :(
All well and good, and in a perfect world, Anthony will get a chance to sample some himself in jail. What I really want to know is why this DNA sample is produced from a warrant issued on 1/28/ freaking week....while the backlog in many places is over two years which allows rapists to continue to prey on additional victims. A soccer mom gets expedited service while rape victims get shelved on the back burner.
Garcia told her it was a new brand of yogurt...."Jizz on the Bottom". The woman became suspicious when she noticed the pubic hairs on top.
Only a few people on this post noticed she must have had a lot of experience in spooge tasting to detect some in a yogurt sample. Hell... at 28 y/o... she's had more bones in her mouth than a Saint Bernard!
Come on people lets get real here are you seriously going to make fun of the victim because she knows what cum tastes like this day in age oral sex is very common and you don't need to swallow it or even have a man cum in your mouth to know what it tastes like men ejaculate a little at the time of oral plessure they don't need to cum for a little trickle to come out so grow the up be mature and relize she is the victim and to all the aholes that are making fun of her watch it happen to you one day someone puts cum in your mayo at some fast food resturant and see if you don't realize its cum cuz guess what fella's if you every kissed a women after nutting in her mouth you too know what it tastes like. Remember this women is a victim of a heinous crime and its just sad how many sick people there are in the world.
What goes through the mind of somebody before they put such a crime into action? Boy, I can't wait to see the look on her face....or....maybe she will like it and I will get lucky with her. What is wrong with people??????? That ruins yougurt for me for life.
She probably.wanted another sample, but he was spent for
All women should know what semen taste like if its good enough to make baby's its good enough to do wonders to the skin!!! B-U-K-K-A-K-E!!!!
Well that was her protein for the day!!
Mama tol' me not to cum
did they charge her for an extra topping?
"Go FARK Yourself??" hey sphincter-brains.. try reading the 1st Amendment sometime ya censorious TARDS!!
Wow, some of you ignorant racist ***s need to get a life. What he did was wrong. How many stories have I read about white people doing similar crap? too many.
go Fark yourself, ***... or ***-apologist, whatever the case may be.
What 28 year old woman wouldn't know what semen taste like? My wife drinks mine all the time.
Thank you Smoking Gun for removing the anti-Semitic comment~!!!
The words every father dreads hearing from his daughter when she's eating a cup of yougart. "Hey ,this tastes like semen!"
Immigrants, they're only jizzing in yougart cups Americans are too lazy to jizz in.
” The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.” More protein than she'll ever know...
Ahh, classic case of a good ol' Cum Dumpster. You know it took her about half a second to realize what was in that yogurt - I would venture to say she could probably deduce how much salt was in the semen. More importantly, that guy is clearly Mexican and an illegal, she should have known what she was getting into. Definitely her fault.
Why is it that when you talk about Mexicans you say they are illegal. What does that have to do with the semen in her yogurt? It could just as well been a white man of or any other nationality. Bigot
Lets see..... Garcia? Typical. So very typical.
Having read the full article and accompanying documents I am convinced we as a society are in our last days. Not only because sick SOBs like this POS exist, but because the complainant in this case was stupid enough to take the yogurt to begin with. Especially, after she witnessed the behavior of the defendant prior to his approaching her with the free sample. A sample which was placed on top of a dairy crate, with "clear liquid" present on the spoon. That should have been the first red flag. Sad all around.
This story made me hurl!
Waiter to kitchen salad chef: "Oh Lance! Come again on the salad!"
It was a grocery store.
What's more disgusting is that this woman knows what sperm taste like....Yuk!!!
Huh? She is 28. Why is that so disgusting? It is called a BJ if you didn't know.
She may not recognize yours, but your wife does too, trust me.
She must be a real cum connoisseur.
Might have been an interesting conversation with her boyfriend had she not been willing to give him.... ahem... oral pleasure prior to this incident.... "HOW THE **** WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT CUM TASTES LIKE YOU STUPID *****??!!!!"
Your mamma told her.
Hey DapperDon, that was a dirty crack... speaking of dirty cracks... how's your sister?
In this terrorism-filled age, food tainting should carry the death penalty.
Now now, maybe he didn't do it. Perhaps it was just the new BloGurt product lines from BroPlait or Mannon.
I think perhaps she really wanted the sample smeared all over her face!..Then she could have been positive that it had Jizz in it since it sounds like she is an expert...or...exspurt! in cum tastology!...Mine tastes like honey-vanilla I'm told!
Maybe his cell mate will make him eat a cockmeat sandwich.
tube steak anyone?
She looks like a main veiner!
The "is he here legally?" Was the funniest comeback so far. Like what does THAT have to do with anything!?? I'd think at this point its more important to first know if he's diseased in any way. If he has aids, why's it so important to know if he has papers?? Good God.
Maybe the poster just needed some junk cleaned out of his basement, cheap. Or he has a run down house to rent with bunkbeds for 16.
I just want to know what she told her daughter...'Mommy-Mommy can I have a bite...No, but why mommy, it taste like cum.....What is cum mommy?"....Now she taught her daughter a way not to have to eat her dinner, yuk mommy, I am not eating this, it taste like cum.....
really... the FU*K is wrong with people?
I checked out her facebook photos and she is absolutely fantastic, besides any girl who is worth dating would know what semen tastes like. The yogurt sample dude is a real pervert piece of trash.
How did you find her on Facebook? Her name was never released to the public...
why does it matter if hes here legally or not Terry? stop being ignorant. I would feel sorry for that women except shes swallowed before. obviously. how on earth would you even know what cum tasted like? sick girl.