Wild Dick, Dead Pussy

Boozing Todd Looper has been sentenced to 60 days in the can for threatening his wife and doing worse to her defenseless cat. After observing a moment of silence for poor Tabby, take a look at this criminal complaint recently filed against Looper in Jonesboro, Arkansas. (1 page)

And speaking of Dicks, one of our favorites--Andy, of NBC's "News Radio" sitcom--did a February 13 gig at the University of North Florida that got a bit out of hand. Or at least that's what the school's VP for Student Affairs claims in this letter to Dick's agent. We don't buy that Andy's "apparent act of self exposure" tainted the university's entire homecoming celebration. The Smoking Gun thinks those beer-swilling, spliff-toking Florida coeds are pretty used to such impromptu displays. (2 pages)