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Three Cheers For The Red, White, & Blue

A Fourth of July salute to America's hardest working entertainers

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Three Cheers For The Red, White, & Blue

JUNE 30--Baseball. Hot dogs. Apple pie. Lap dances. Is there anything more American? Heading into the long Fourth of July weekend, TSG salutes the country's hard-working strippers, who are now regularly being arrested for the most victimless of crimes (prostitution, indecent exposure, etc.). As you peruse the mug shots of these persecuted pole dancers, don't forget that you're actually staring into the face of what makes this country so great. Happy Independence Day, indeed. (30 pages)