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Go ahead, say what you will about Marv Albert. Sure, the disgraced sportscaster is a convicted criminal. Yes, he's an extremely kinky guy. And we realize that his hair hat is awfully scary to children. But you know what? At least Marv votes! The recently unemployed 56-year-old is now a registered Democrat who, because he only pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor, can still pull the lever (in New York, convicted felons are barred from voting). Since registering at the below address, Marv has moved to swankier digs, plunking down $2.39 million last year for a penthouse apartment on Manhattan's Columbus Avenue. (1 page)
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