Two Big Asses

Jennifer Lopez and Sean "Puffy" Combs: Are they the two biggest asses in show business?

Here's hoping that poor Puff Daddy's recent gun arrest works out for the best. But if not, we suggest another anger management course like the one he was sentenced to after getting nailed last year for beating up a rival record company executive. Here's the criminal complaint from this Puffy prior and the anger management order. (3 pages)

Speaking of gangstas, Arthur "Doc" Barker was a real OG. His Ma and brother Fred were whacked by the Feds. And he died trying to escape from Alcatraz, as this prison record shows. But we love Doc for having that operation to obliterate his fingerprints. (1 page)