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Jail For Woman Busted In Auto Erotic Incident

Suspect was driving, watching porn, and masturbating

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Colondra Hamilton Arrest

APRIL 18--The Cincinnati motorist who was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy while watching a pornographic video when cops pulled her over last year has pleaded guilty to a drug charge stemming from the bizarre traffic stop, according to court records.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, copped last Thursday to possession of drug paraphernalia in connection with the bizarre August incident. A Municipal Court judge sentenced Hamilton to 10 days in jail, fined her $200, and suspended her driver’s license for six months.

Hamilton was hit with the drug paraphernalia charge after Elmwood Place Police Department officers found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse. Cops had stopped Hamilton because they believed that the windows of her 2008 Pontiac were overly tinted. As part of a plea deal, prosecutors dismissed the tinted window violation and several other minor charges.

According to a police report, when officers approached Hamilton’s vehicle they noticed that her pants were unbuttoned and a sex toy was in her lap. Hamilton, cops reported, “advised that she had been using it [the vibrator] while watching a video on the computer the passenger was holding.” Investigators did not further identify the video, though they have said it was of the X-rated variety.

The multitasking Hamilton’s problems, though, did not end with her April 14 misdemeanor plea. She was arrested yesterday on theft charges for allegedly swiping merchandise (cleaning items, an air mattress, and a Blu-Ray player) from a Fairfax, Ohio Walmart on three separate occasions this month.

Hamilton is pictured above in a Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office mug shot taken early Sunday morning. (1 page)

Comments (18)

She has a sea sponge on her head! Wonder what the coral reef below must look like?! hahahahahaha
Ew. Just ew.
When the cop got to the window, her pants were undone and her toy was in her lap. The passenger was holding the laptop with the X rated video running. What were they doing between the time they saw the lights and the time when the cop got to the window? "Problem officer?" "Yes, maam, there appears to be a well used, and consequently, unhygenic dildo in your lap."
I see freebasing is still alive and well among short-haired black ladies of the night who bleach their hair. Some things never change!
Gives a whole new meaning to: "I gotta get off at this exit." Badda Bing.
... she flooded her engine. Very funny heartless bastard.
Gives a whole new meaning to choking the carburetor, spark in the plug, flushing the fluid levels, overheated radiator, honkin’ the horn, pumping the brakes, shifting into low, backing up, hit-n-run, failure to yield, crossing the line, tailgating, giving it gas, auto-cruise, etc
Yeah,,,, she simply laughs, when people ask her if she can multitask.......
I mean just how busy are you where you cannot reasonably schedule an orgasm? I mean did this brainstorm hit her one day? Colondra:Hmmmm. I spend an awful large amount of time in traffic. This time COULD be better utilized masterbating.
would this be considered 'auto erotic incarceration'?
I guess nobody ever told her that running with a lollipop in your mouth is dangerous....... She can do advertising for walmarts electronics department, she can be the posterchild for portable dvd players and battery operated drink stirrer's......
"I can't run with a sucker in my mouth? No s***! You gotsta be on ya knees for dat! "I cant run with scissors either! Guess I'll just jerk off in traffic den."
guess shes going to have to give walmart back their sex toy, if it isnt to well used.Im sure she did'nt pay for it.
Why didn't she pay for it? People in glass houses....
Walmart sells sex toys? I guess they really are the everything store.
Let's see- Drug possession, reckless driving (no charge?), heavily tinted windows (what are you hiding?), plus theft from Malwart. She's livin' large! At age 36, the future's so bright, she'll be stealin' shades next!
Passenger was holding the computer while she was multi-tasking????
Can we call her "Ms. Colon" for short, or perhaps "Ms Colon if your nasty".