Female Inmate Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

After arriving at a Florida lockup Wednesday afternoon to begin serving a 30-day sentence for drug possession, Sara King was placed into “Female Pod.”

While there, King was strip searched by Deputy Merced, who asked the 25-year-old inmate “if she had anything on her she was not suppose to have,” according to a police report.

This kind of query is usually met with a “No.”

However, King, pictured above, offered a quick confession and uttered a line rarely seen in law enforcent reports.

“Just my pills in my vagina,” she said.

Merced then “instructed King to remove the pills and give them to her.” King complied and Merced took possession of eight pills and two small fragments (which were identified as Buprenorphine SL, a drug often used to treat narcotics addiction).

For bringing the pills into the Manatee County jail, King was hit with a felony introduction of contraband count.

Comments (14)

"Just a tubesteak in my vagina". Very matter of fact; very nonchalant. Maybe she thought she was in line for a Pap smear.
She now be a PILL Jockey instead of a CUM jockey. I never know that some pills have to be kept warm amd moist - HO would know :-)
If it smells like a fish...
Cute little gal. She needs more in her cooch than a bunch of pills!
i guess she calls it her pill box.
Clearly a more innovative solution than carrying a purse around all day......... I like it! In addition to the pills, she also had car keys, a debit card and a pack of Juicy Fruit up there.
There is nothing more dangerous than a - Pill Packing Pussy!
Florida women prisoners are something else.
Something smells fishy here...