Cops: Floridian, 50, Wearing "I Have Drugs" T-Shirt Did, In Fact, Have Drugs

Meet John Balmer.

The 50-year-old Floridian was arrested late Monday evening after allegedly attempting to pass another man a plastic baggie that turned out to contain methamphetamine and marijuana.

As seen above, before departing the department store, a Pasco County Sheriff’s Office deputy made sure to photograph Balmer in his “Who Needs Drugs. No, seriously, I have drugs” t-shirt.

Balmer was freed yesterday afternoon from the county jail on $2150 bond. His rap sheet includes prior arrests for domestic battery, contempt, battery, and tampering with a witness.

Balmer’s t-shirt joins previous unfortunate/brilliant garment choices like this, this, this, this, and this.