Florida Man Will Not Be Winning 2022 Neighbor Of The Year Award

Meet Kenneth Clark Carlyle.

For unknown reasons, the Florida Man, 64, walked “fully naked” up the driveway of his next-door neighbor and proceeded to defecate atop a glass table on the victim’s porch, according to police.

Carlyle, seen at right, was arrested Friday afternoon for criminal mischief and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor charge.

Carlyle, cops say, was captured relieving himself in broad daylight “on two separate angles of the victim’s home security video footage.”

When officers arrived at the Clearwater crime scene, Carlyle was spoken to “through the door of his RV camper and he was still visibly naked and highly uncooperative.”

Bond on the criminal mischief rap is $250, but Carlyle remains behind bars since he is already facing several criminal charges stemming from a December arrest. Carlyle was busted for drunk driving and discharging “multiple firearms” into a lake near his residence.

According to police, Carlyle fired the guns while seated in his car. A subsequent police search recovered “multiple shell casings scattered around the vehicle.” Charged with DUI, a misdemeanor, and two felony firearms counts, Carlyle had been free on $11,500 bond.