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There's "important," and then there's "very important."
For Snoop Doggy Dogg, security is important (with his past, he's gotta watch his back). Atmosphere, vanilla ice cream, and dinner rolls are also important--hey, a Dogg's gotta be comfortable up in that shiznit. But when it comes to "very important" matters, only one thing qualifies--a Sony PlayStation. (5 pages)
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