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Actually, this act--which includes several former E.L.O. members--has to get billed as "performing the music of E.L.O.," since the group actually ceased to exist in 1986 (guitarist Jeff Lynne, of course, was the brains of the outfit, and probably owns the band's name).
And while we concur with the need for soft toilet paper, what do these guys need with 20 stamped postcards from the place where they're performing. Since these guys aren't playing major venues, who wants a "wish you were here" note coming from Altoona, Utica, or Youngstown? (6 pages)
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One (1) New Toilet Seat
Mary J. Blige demands a new toilet seat at every concert venue. Yes, no more drama.
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