BACKSTAGE RIDER: Country

Willie Nelson

View Document

Willie Nelson Rider

Submit a Tip!

Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson stocks Honeysuckle Rose III (that's his tour bus, not a groupie) with loads of healthy, organic, free-range goodies like "butterfly cut organic free range pork chops" and two gallons of distilled aloe vera (good for ulcers, irritable bowels, chronic constipation, chronic heartburn, and acid reflux). As for weed-loving Willie's requirement for "Smoke-Free Concerts," we're not buying it. That's like outlawing Suzy Q's at a Ruben Studdard gig. (7 pages)

Willie Nelson Rider

Random Demands

One (1) Local Team Hockey Puck

Canadian Michael Bublé is amassing a very large collection of rubber mementos. View the Rider »
September 19, 2024
DOCUMENT: Revolting, Crime

Syringe Sicko Charged With Squirting Spree
Cops: Female victims sprayed in two Miami department stores

  1. DOCUMENT: Syringe Sicko Charged With Squirting Spree

  2. DOCUMENT: Friday Photo Fun Match Game

  3. DOCUMENT: Woman Again Busted For Dildo Battery

  4. DOCUMENT: Doctor Busted For Bizarre Urine Antics

  5. BUSTER: “Library Girl” Just Got Booked On Felony Drug Rap In Texas