New Partner's Feeds for TSG
Now that all you LDS ladies can show off your arms, what in Kolob are you to do with all your old, outdated sleevy underwear? Well, Celestial Recycling would love to take your magic underoos [Weird]
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Are smart glasses *really* the future? asked a moron [Unlikely]
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Nobel Peace Prize winner sneaks out of Venezuela by boat, manages to not get blown up by Peace Prize loser [Followup]
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But remember: Shooting healthcare CEOs is bad. We shouldn't do it [Sick]
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Apparently you really can throw your scent off a police dog just by running across a creek [Interesting]
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♫ Under the boardwalk, down by the sea yeah. And in the nearby bushes is where my bones will be.♫ [Scary]
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Patrons accuse librarians of hiding 'secret books' from them as AI makes up non-existent titles in citations. Everything's a conspiracy if you look hard enough [Fail]
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Latter-Day Saints announce new 14-member board to advise teenage boys, including a YouTuber and a producer of TV show "The Chosen" [Weird]
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Experts used to say that the way to raise a well-adjusted, non-consumerist child was to embrace a life of minimalism and adopt a "no gift" philosophy for things like birthdays and Christmas. Of course, "experts" are often morons [Stupid]
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The tax on people who are bad at math has hiat a billion again. Where would you throw the open bar fark party? And what charity would you donate to, in an attempt to cover your sins? [Murica]
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Day 1,387 of WW3: In today's episode of "don't you dare call them 'orcs'", a russian man who killed and skinned his wife avoids court by agreeing to sign a contract with the russian military. This is your Thursday Ukraine war thread [Sick]
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Kyle Rittenhouse, wearing a wrinkled suit from the Walmart clearance rack, married his sister. She's wearing a ripped, dirty bed spread from the Motel 6. Marriage consummated stroking an AR-15 style rifle. (Tag is for the two of them) [Dumbass]
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ICE arrests man for taking a lunch break while black, immediately get lost on the way to the Federal building and have to ask him for directions [Facepalm]
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Evacuations ordered in parts of Washington State due to flooding. Governor calls the situation "'fluid". No kidding [Scary]
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