Just came in on the red-eye from Compton.

Could I get some Chapstick over here please?! Check that, just make it some motor oil!

I knew that Bieber was big in the 'hood.

I crossed my heart and hoped to die...but that needle in mah eye sure hurt like hell!

Oh God - there are no words to describe this photo...... Well, maybe just a couple........the studs under your lower lip....are they holding your teeth in place? Just wonderin'........the hair, man, the hair....who cut it? Helen Keller? The lips..... bad Botox? And the red eye...did you get a free contact from your eye doctor? Give it back, bro.

blackula

visine gets the red out