Always make sure your collar is fashionably turned up when being booked.

Hi there. I'm your cellmate, Jamaal. Look, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Now, which do you prefer, maple syrup or maple jelly? Or do you wanna toss my salad without any dressing?

he was pretty in pink

The first words that kid will hear in jail..........."you 'duz have a purty mouth there boy!"

Again what can happen to you if you listen to The Backstreet Boys long enough.

my dad will have me outta here in an hour and he'll have your badges

So...high....