MUG SHOTS: Funny Faces

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I can tighten my lips and flare my nostrils at the same time. If only i could walk and chew gum.
"so you know, i was like, all about to get up in some azz, when her dong fell out, and the bag, you know, kind of like, landed on my nose,,,"
Mother effer, I knows my nostils it gigantic, but I will bust your azz
I can snort up a kilo in less than a minute!!
"Do I look like Nemo?"
looks like a camel ready to spit!
"Oh, Lordie. WHY did I have to eat those three burritos for lunch?"
If'n I holds mah bref, and puff out mah cheeks ... ain't know way dey gon reconize me.
You should see what I'm doing with my bunghole right now...
I CAN HOLD MY BREATH A LONG LONG TIME
Look mom no brains