While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
Fans of the erratic British singer will not be surprised to learn that the frequently soused chanteuse was rather particular when it came to her backstage alcohol requirements.
Cops: Man, 66, caught pleasuring himself at Louisiana business
Do not get caught sans pants and pleasuring yourself inside a small storage shed. Especially if it is on the premises of a Lowe's home improvement store.