Here's the Miami Beach Police report detailing the August 28 arrest of actress Natasha Lyonne for drunk driving. After crashing her rented Dodge, the 22-year-old "American Pie 2" star refused a Breathalyzer test and, according to cops, blurted out, "I'm a movie star. Can I talk to my entertainment lawyer?" She probably won't win any awards for that performance. (2 pages)
Silent Bob's sidekick also needs legal counsel.