While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
The superstar requires "1 Bag frozen Edemame (it's soy beans...in frozen vegetable section)." She could also use a dictionary to thwart future misspellings of the snack.
Man, 41, confessed to pleasuring himself with the purloined plastic
Christopher Monnin "requires specialized treatment for a mental disorder that is unrelated to substance abuse or addiction," according to court records.