While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
While touring, the former vice president stipulated that every television in his hotel suite be preset to the Fox News Channel. Unless, of course, “Gossip Girl” happened to be on.
Cops: Man, 66, caught pleasuring himself at Louisiana business
Do not get caught sans pants and pleasuring yourself inside a small storage shed. Especially if it is on the premises of a Lowe's home improvement store.