Noted: Price On Illicit Act Seen Going Up And Down In Florida

Prices for blowjobs appear to be wildly fluctuating in western Florida, an economic analysis of police reports reveals.

During recent undercover stings, suspected hookers have quoted prices ranging from a paltry $17 to a whopping $500, according to police reports excerpted above.

The budget sex provider (pictured at left in the mug shots at right) offered to return three singles in exchange for a $20 bill. When her more expensive counterpart solicited a cop on Tuesday, he “feigned surprise at the high cost of the oral sex.”

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Probably why she charges so little, it's the only way she gets clients, while her more expensive counter part has the looks to charge more. :D